The Emperor’s New Accomplishments

Posted on May 7, 2014 1:40 pm

Liberty Island had a contest for writing government approved bedtime stories, and they now have up my entry: “The Emperor’s New Accomplishments”

“Long ago in a faraway land lived an emperor named Obama. He was the greatest emperor the people had ever known; everyone knew he was the smartest and the most capable emperor that had ever existed. The only problem was that he had no accomplishments to show for his greatness…”

It’s sorta symbolic, but I’m not sure everyone will get it. You see, Emperor Obama is supposed to represent President Obama.

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5 Responses to “The Emperor’s New Accomplishments”

  1. Jimmy says:

    I give that 5 ♠’s

    Wait, that’s racist.

    5 ♥’s.

  2. DamnCat says:

    You didn’t write that!

    OK, technically you did write that – but it without Obama you’d have no story at all. Another magical accomplishment by King Barry!

  3. Burt says:

    HooRay!!! FrankJ finally submits!!! but he doesn’t say “Uncle”

  4. Dohtimes says:

    Racists can’t see gravity either but it exists. It’s up there keeping the black man down.

  5. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Being 52 and having no accomplishments IS an accomplishment, therefore, your point is racist.

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