Unlikely, That

Posted on May 24, 2014 12:00 pm

A new report claims the US has a secret plan to move people to South America if the Yellowstone supervolcano erupts.

Pfft! Ridiculous. Imagine… Obama having a plan…

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7 Responses to “Unlikely, That”

  1. D-Rock says:

    I had no idea about the supervolcano, and only found out about it when I heard about the eruption on the news.

  2. Burt says:

    Will I need a passport? Or will my Democratic voter registration suffice?

  3. zzyzx says:

    All of those choices suck except Australia.

  4. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Until then, he’s helping to bring all the people in South America up here.

    …..but remember, deporting millions of illegals would be impossible.

  5. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    “South Africa will not be part of the plan, because there is a risk that millions of white Americans could be sent to South Africa in an emergency situation and that this would pose a risk to black national culture identity,”

    Yeah, we’re the racists…

    It’s too bad there isn’t at least one person in our government that thinks like this. What’s this culture identity he speaks of?

  6. GrandLarsenE says:

    It doesn’t matter where you go if that thing blows, everyone on the planet’s gonna die. The last time it blew, a few hundred thousand years ago, the ash cloud caused an ice age that killed all but about five or ten thousand people worldwide. So if it erupts, party till you puke. Or die.

  7. Jimmy says:

    I’m thinking Tonga.

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