Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man jujitsu and he'll keep making you give him your fish forever.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 30, 2014
Missed Connection: You had dark sunglasses and were walking your golden retriever up 3rd St. We spoke briefly. My nudity did not phase you.
— dan mentos (@NonCombosMentos) April 30, 2014
Why do cars exist?We could have just built things closer. Ridiculous.
— John Veritas, MD (@doctorveritas) April 30, 2014
It's not a wallet chain. I'm part bicycle.
— Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) April 30, 2014