Easy Solution

Posted on June 13, 2014 8:00 pm

New York City is boosting its rat-fighting budget by $600,000 to combat what’s being called an “epidemic” of the rodents.

I’m sure the money will be put to good use. Maybe some big ol’ “rat-free zone” signs.

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6 Responses to “Easy Solution”

  1. Jimmy says:

    Or signs that read: “If you don’t like the rats, leave town.”

    The rats aren’t goin’ anywhere. It’s a Democrat town.

  2. FredKey says:

    Stand on a subway platform, signs around telling you how garbage on the tracks caused hundreds of track fires and delays last year, look down and see rats eating garbage on the tracks. This is in a nice section of midtown. Those garbage-free zone signs are working great.

  3. hari says:

    They could trap them under the Big Gulp cups that they won’t be using for, you know, Big Gulps.

  4. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    They’re following the new stream of illegals being strategically dumped there like the Pied Piper. I bet they aren’t the only city with a new….epidemic.
    What’s next, African American Black Death?

  5. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Have they considered a rat buy back program?

  6. Oppo says:

    .. Give me $600,000 and I’ll make up rat-killing statistics for you.

    Not a Democrat, but not stupid, either.

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