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New York City is boosting its rat-fighting budget by $600,000 to combat what’s being called an “epidemic” of the rodents.

I’m sure the money will be put to good use. Maybe some big ol’ “rat-free zone” signs.

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  1. Or signs that read: “If you don’t like the rats, leave town.”

    The rats aren’t goin’ anywhere. It’s a Democrat town.

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  2. Stand on a subway platform, signs around telling you how garbage on the tracks caused hundreds of track fires and delays last year, look down and see rats eating garbage on the tracks. This is in a nice section of midtown. Those garbage-free zone signs are working great.

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  3. .. Give me $600,000 and I’ll make up rat-killing statistics for you.

    Not a Democrat, but not stupid, either.

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