Finally! An NFL Team Name That’s Not Offensive to ANYONE

[High Praise! to DoublePlusUndead]

Come get your inclusiveness, boys:

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  1. Not sure if “Wa-Lez Muscoms” really works. Might take some getting used to.

    Kind of sounds like a Mexican trout stream.

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  2. I’m hoping for no team name at all. Just call them the Washington football team. I think it would be hysterical but then I have a weird sense of humor.

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  3. How about the Washington Tax Collectors? Hail To the Tax Collectors…beat the Cowboys!
    Hail taxation!
    Tax collectors on the Warpath!

    Tax for old D.C.!

    Run or pass and score — we want a lot more!

    Tax ’em, Swamp ’em,

    Touchdown! — Let the taxes soar!

    Tax on, Tax on ‘Til you have won

    Sons of Wash-ing-ton. Rah!, Rah!, Rah!

    Hail to the tax collectors!

    Hail taxation!

    Tax collectors on the Warpath!

    Tax for old D.C.!

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  4. zzyzx, that’s awesome!
    I hate that song the way the skins fans sing it.

    Fred, I’m a Giants fan, I call them the Forskins.

    I was all tolerant and stuff long before the latest round of hate-filled tolerant anger.

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