Finally! An NFL Team Name That’s Not Offensive to ANYONE

Posted on June 28, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to DoublePlusUndead]

Come get your inclusiveness, boys:

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10 Responses to “Finally! An NFL Team Name That’s Not Offensive to ANYONE”

  1. drew458 says:

    Not sure if “Wa-Lez Muscoms” really works. Might take some getting used to.

    Kind of sounds like a Mexican trout stream.

  2. CCO says:

    Well, I’m offended! Bleck.

    Hail to the Redskins!

  3. Burt says:

    I was kinda hopin’ for the Washington Gridlock.

  4. Jimmy says:

    How about the “Washington Obama Forked Tongues?”

  5. heresolong says:

    I’m hoping for no team name at all. Just call them the Washington football team. I think it would be hysterical but then I have a weird sense of humor.

  6. currently says:

    how’s about the Gorge Washtonians?

    It’s not in the dictionary, but who cares.

  7. zzyzx says:

    How about the Washington Tax Collectors? Hail To the Tax Collectors…beat the Cowboys!
    Hail taxation!
    Tax collectors on the Warpath!

    Tax for old D.C.!

    Run or pass and score — we want a lot more!

    Tax ‘em, Swamp ‘em,

    Touchdown! — Let the taxes soar!

    Tax on, Tax on ‘Til you have won

    Sons of Wash-ing-ton. Rah!, Rah!, Rah!

    Hail to the tax collectors!

    Hail taxation!

    Tax collectors on the Warpath!

    Tax for old D.C.!

  8. FredKey says:

    Just call them the D-bags. That’s what Giants fans call them anyway.

  9. Veeshir says:

    zzyzx, that’s awesome!
    I hate that song the way the skins fans sing it.

    Fred, I’m a Giants fan, I call them the Forskins.

    I was all tolerant and stuff long before the latest round of hate-filled tolerant anger.

  10. Mark L. says:

    Nuke a baby seal in a rainforest for Jesus!

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