Lost Emails? I Don’t Believe It

So, the IRS expects us to believe they lost a bunch of emails.

I don’t.

And, I’m not the only one.

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Who else doesn’t believe it?

Well, that’s your task. Now, off to work. You’re burning daylight.

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  1. Obama doesn’t believe it either.
    Or the missing hard copies. The erased servers. That the NSA can’t find them…
    However – he is very very angry and determined to get to the bottom of it and promises that it will never happen again. (Obama doesn’t believe that either.) (Boehner does. So does McConnell.)

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  2. “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” – Johnny Cochrane

    “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” – Cain

    “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” – Baron Munchausen

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  3. “I am shocked — shocked— to find that emails have been lost in here!” – Inspector Renault

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  4. “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” – Chuck Norris (followed with a swift roundhouse kick to Lois Lerner’s face)

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  5. Hey!!! How was DamnCat able to get an image posted in #1 above? Does that HTML work here now?

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  6. ..my 2-year-old nephew that still believes the “got your nose” trick doesn’t believe it.

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  7. “Tchuh. Lost all the emails? Even I don’t belieb that!”
    — 13-year-old president of Justin Bieber fan club

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  8. “Come on, give us *some* credit!”
    — Heaven’s Gate cultists
    (before committing suicide to join T. and Pooh on the spaceship behind the comet)

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  9. …people that believe in human-caused global warming climate change global cooling climate disruption Dick Cheney’s Weather Control Machine catastrophic weather events.

    …people that wear tinfoil hats to block government mind-control beams.

    …people that believe in the “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy”

    …people that take Oliver Stone and Michael Moore movies seriously.

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  10. “Lost emails? There is no spoon.” -The Matrix Spoon Boy

    “Lost emails? What difference, at this point, does it make?” -Hillary Clinton

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  11. “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” “How they got lost I’ll never know.” – Groucho Marx

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