Lost Emails? I Don’t Believe It

Posted on June 18, 2014 11:00 am

So, the IRS expects us to believe they lost a bunch of emails.

I don’t.

And, I’m not the only one.




Who else doesn’t believe it?

Well, that’s your task. Now, off to work. You’re burning daylight.

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25 Responses to “Lost Emails? I Don’t Believe It”

  1. DamnCat says:

    Fox Mulder doesn’t believe it.


  2. Jimmy says:

    There are no scandals.

  3. Geoarrge says:

    “…then I just flat out lost them.”

    “You vondruke!”

  4. walruskkkch says:

    Lost is such a harsh word, let us just say there whereabouts are undocumented.

  5. walruskkkch says:

    “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” – Rosemary Woods

  6. Jimmy says:

    “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” – Bob Woodward

  7. Doug says:

    Obama doesn’t believe it either.
    Or the missing hard copies. The erased servers. That the NSA can’t find them…
    However – he is very very angry and determined to get to the bottom of it and promises that it will never happen again. (Obama doesn’t believe that either.) (Boehner does. So does McConnell.)

  8. walruskkkch says:

    “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” – Johnny Cochrane

    “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” – Cain

    “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” – Baron Munchausen

  9. c64wood says:

    “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” – Ed Snowden

  10. No One of Consequence says:

    “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” – Maxwell Smart

  11. CrabbyOldBat says:

    “I am shocked — shocked— to find that emails have been lost in here!” – Inspector Renault

  12. Oppo says:

    Even Navin Johnson doesn’t believe it.

  13. HokieGomer says:

    “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” – Chuck Norris (followed with a swift roundhouse kick to Lois Lerner’s face)

  14. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    I believe they’re lost…..nobody is saying they weren’t lost on purpose.

  15. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    …..and the reason it’s taken so long is they wanted to be absolutely sure they’re lost so even the FBI can’t find them.

  16. Jimmy says:

    Hey!!! How was DamnCat able to get an image posted in #1 above? Does that HTML work here now?

  17. Basil says:

    HTML has always worked in comments for many tags, including IMG tag.

  18. walruskkkch says:

    @10 “Would you believe they were stolen by Gypsies?” – Maxwell Smaret.

  19. blarg says:

    ..my 2-year-old nephew that still believes the “got your nose” trick doesn’t believe it.

  20. Ben says:

    “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” –Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf aka Baghdad Bob

  21. Oppo says:

    “Tchuh. Lost all the emails? Even I don’t belieb that!”
    — 13-year-old president of Justin Bieber fan club

  22. Oppo says:

    “Come on, give us *some* credit!”
    — Heaven’s Gate cultists
    (before committing suicide to join T. and Pooh on the spaceship behind the comet)

  23. blarg says:

    …people that believe in human-caused global warming climate change global cooling climate disruption Dick Cheney’s Weather Control Machine catastrophic weather events.

    …people that wear tinfoil hats to block government mind-control beams.

    …people that believe in the “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy”

    …people that take Oliver Stone and Michael Moore movies seriously.

  24. Jimmy says:

    “Lost emails? There is no spoon.” -The Matrix Spoon Boy

    “Lost emails? What difference, at this point, does it make?” -Hillary Clinton

  25. walruskkkch says:

    “Lost emails? I don’t believe it.” “How they got lost I’ll never know.” – Groucho Marx

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