Obama Warned Us – Winner

Posted on June 30, 2014 2:00 pm

You could win a free trip to Chicago this summer. Here’s how: http://ofa.bo/gyq

@BarackObama

1) Be dead
2) Promise to vote

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7 Responses to “Obama Warned Us – Winner”

  1. archangel says:

    you could win a free trip to chicago this summer. just submit a copy of you tossing a severed horse head into any republican’s bed. upload it to http://rahmtacti.cs/chicagomafia

  2. Iowa Jim says:

    Is second prize two free trips to Chicago?

  3. Eric Praline says:

    It’s the luxury package with all the amenities, including body armor and 6 months complimentary crime victim counseling.

  4. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    ….just show up at the Mexican border and who knows, maybe that’s where we’ll send you.

  5. Jimmy says:

    @3 Eric: The “luxury package?” Maybe more like a full cavity search, cell phone data dump, forfeiture of all personal property and overnight accommodations in the beautiful, downtown Chicago Slammer Hellton.

  6. 4of7 says:

    1. Wonder around Chicago until you end up dead.
    2. Who ever steals your ID will vote for you.

  7. Steve H says:

    This must be a new use of the word “win” with which I am unfamiliar.

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