Origins

Posted on June 18, 2014 8:00 am

Authorities report that a highly radioactive substance has been discovered in a dump in Switzerland.

Sounds like the origin-story for the Swiss superhero, Neutralman.

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6 Responses to “Origins”

  1. Oppo says:

    They found it using a really big Eiger counter.

  2. Chish says:

    Neutralman’s super powers consist of having chocolate and/or cheese breath
    and pelting his arch enemies with Ricola lozenges.

  3. FredKey says:

    “Help, Neutralman! The aliens are eating Bern!”
    “Sorry, I never take sides. Bad things could happen.”

  4. Harvey says:

    I’ll let Zapp Brannigan weigh in:

    http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35u280

  5. Vaktatunnen says:

    Ah, yes. Neutralman. Protector of good and evil.

  6. Doug says:

    Faster than a speeding bullet point. More powerful than a media mogul. Able to leap tall moralists in a single bound. It’s absurd, it’s a pain… it’s Neutralman!

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