Permission Slips

Posted on June 21, 2014 8:00 pm

California is considering a bill that would forbid sex on college campuses without verbal or written consent.

What? No notary?

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19 Responses to “Permission Slips”

  1. raml says:

    Verbal consent is what we/they already have. Works real good doesn’t it. Putting it in a bill is really bright. Written consent? How many Calif. college students can actually write. Not txt, write.

  2. zzyzx says:

    Won’t be in cursive, you can bet on that.

  3. Burt says:

    I foresee an immensely popular smart phone app available from Family Planning.

  4. jw says:

    maybe just sign each others underwear? new from Victoria’s Secret, Post-It Panties.

  5. walruskkkch says:

    Does a note from Epstein’s mother count?

  6. Oppo says:

    A written contract for bondage would be legally binding.

  7. Oppo says:

    Notice they used “verbal consent” instead of “oral contract”? Too easy.

  8. Oppo says:

    So we’ve come full circle, and strange bedfellows have made politics.

  9. Oppo says:

    “My dear, people could refer to you as a tort.”

  10. Iowa Jim says:

    @8 – “verbal consent” isn’t even correct. “Verbal” means “in words”; “oral” means “by speech but not in writing”.

  11. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    In other words: California is considering a bill that would forbid sex between heterosexual white people on college campuses without verbal or written consent. The usual protected groups are exempt, it’s part of their culture.

  12. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    If the consent was on their hard drive and it crashes, it still counts, right?

  13. blarg says:

    …and once you introduce paperwork you know a tax can’t be far behind. And then a national registry.

  14. jw says:

    @13 blarg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmFYHmGkfxw

  15. Burt says:

    The national registry would be a useful tool for those inclined to research family trees. However, it might put Jerry Springer out of business.

  16. Oppo says:

    Is this why Sandra Fluke supports the Contract With America?

  17. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    So they’re saying undocumented sex is illegal??
    No sex is illegal!!

  18. Gusto Smooth says:

    What’s going to be in the agreement? Is it going to require both parties reach some sort of state of satisfaction? How long will the agreement need to cover? Can students post copies of formerly completed contracts on the door of their dorm room, or on their Facebook wall, as proof that they’re getting some?

  19. can of spam says:

    “What? No notary?”

    Not everyone is into the idea of a threesome.

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