Random Question

Saw this headline: “Man Accused of Stealing Human Skin From Hospital

And it made me wonder… is it possible to use the phrase “human skin” in a sentence and NOT have it sound creepy?

Sorta the same shuddery feeling I get whenever I see the phrase “government agents”.

Those words are NEVER used in the delivery of good news.

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  1. … Touched a nerve with Jersey McJones … The humor is in the creepiness of the term ‘government agents.’

    Perhaps someday I’ll make a joke about the service one gets from the DMV, and Jersey will point out how vital their job is.

    Jeesh.

    On Frank’s birthday, too.

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  2. Just wondering…
    Was the person whose skin was stolen raped to death and his flesh eaten? And in what order?

    #MIRANDA

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  3. Using the term “non-human skin” in a sentence ain’t no walk in the park, either.

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  4. gosh, well, lab-grown skin somehow does little to lessen the creepiness. And yeah, that seven layer thing did not help

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