Random Thoughts: Censorship, Soccer, and Iraq

Posted on June 20, 2014 9:00 am

I’m not usually for censorship unless I don’t like something.

Have we made sure the Secretary of Defense isn’t Rumsfeld wearing Hagel’s skin, because Rumsfeld seems like kinda person who would do that.

So a really boring football games that consists of nothing but a couple field goals is the average soccer game.

Being a husband is hard. Being a father is hard. If you think it’s easy, you’re probably doing a bad job at it.

Uh oh. Steam Summer Sale. And I’ve been so productive.

The only thing freakier than seeing Slenderman is not seeing Slenderman because then he’s probably right behind you.

Obama: “There will be no boots on the ground in Iraq… not with our new HOVER TECHNOLOGY!”

I bet those Uruguayans are firing their AK-47s in the air celebrating their victory over the decadent West. Wait, where’s Uruguay?

From my dialect and the way I speak, it’s pretty easy to tell I’m from the internet.

I can find England on a map. Well, I know what island it’s on. No, wait; that was Jamaica.

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5 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Censorship, Soccer, and Iraq”

  1. Les says:

    I think Uruguay is somewhere in Urope.

  2. Jimmy says:

    A long time ago I attended a high school football game that ended in a 0-0 tie. It was more fun to watch than any soccer game.

  3. jw says:

    “There will be no boots on the ground in Iraq” everyone will wear ballet slippers so as not to offend anyone.

  4. Iowa Jim says:

    So a really boring football games that consists of nothing but a couple field goals is the average soccer game.

    I’ve always thought of it as hockey in slow motion, myself.

  5. Oppo says:

    … really, really low field goals.

    We’ll rarely hear from Frank after he goes on his spree. Shopping at Steam, that is. Not the other kind.

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