Random Thoughts: Mario Kart, Climate Model, and Hurricanes

Posted on June 3, 2014 9:00 am

Teaching our language is so hard. “Add ‘ed’ to the end of a verb to make past tense, except for these 80 million exceptions: saw, took,…”

“More like ‘Mario Fart’!” -line I’m saving for if Nintendo one day releases a bad Mario Kart game

Can I really criticize the police for carelessly chucking a flashbang grenade in a room when I do that all the time in Call of Duty?

If I were president, all my signing statements would be about what a good show Community and how everyone should watch it.

According to my climate model, soon thousands of Persian arrows will blot out the son. Wait, I put in wrong year…

Most men don’t understand what the #YesAllWomen thing is about because they were only pretending to listen.

#YesAllHurricanes

Why don’t we give hurricanes names people know to be scared of, like Hillary?

If you consider it Obama’s job to provide plenty of content for news coverage and commentary, he does a really good job as president.

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5 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Mario Kart, Climate Model, and Hurricanes”

  1. FredKey says:

    #YesDear is more like it for married guys

  2. Dohtimes says:

    Hurricane ratings by different parts of Hillary’s anatomy. Cankle and two hammer toes would be a category one, posting a picture of a cat five would mean voluntary evacuation of 100%.

  3. Iowa Jim says:

    Most men don’t understand what the #YesAllWomen thing is about because they were only pretending to listen.

    Anybody who thinks that men are the sex that doesn’t listen hasn’t been paying attention.

  4. hwy93 says:

    And don’t get me started on hurricane Susan Rice. You have no idea where, when, or if it’s gonna hit.

  5. hwy93 says:

    According to my climate model, soon random gas molecules will condense down into a planet. Wait, forgot to populate the year field…

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