Tragic shooting. People yell at guns and NRA for a few days. Propose laws that wouldn’t have stopped said shooting. Everyone moves on.
So guy steals guns to get around background check and heads to a school with numerous 10rd magazines. What’s the next move?
The Tea Party is dead — the walking dead, killing everyone in its wake!
I’m guessing the anteater was named past 4 o’clock on a Friday.
Trying to ban guns could cause a civil war in America. One where only one side has guns.
According to an Everytown press release I received, everyone in America was killed with guns last year and now we’re all ghosts.
Universal background checks could potentially stop one or two of the dumbest, laziest criminals from obtaining a gun.
“No one is talking about banning guns.” -guy who wishes we could ban guns
Know what would make a less violent world? A hug gun – a gun that when you pull the trigger, hugs its target. Also has a “Crush” setting.
We don’t actually like guns in this country; we just pretend to so as not to anger them.
I want my kids to think I’m cool; how hard is it to learn to rap?
Looking at which countries in Middle East are actually successful and stable, I have one question for the people there: Have you tried Judaism?
Maybe if we actually put some effort into winning the World Cup, other countries would finally like us. Nah; doesn’t seem worth it.
Remember all the doors we had to manually open before there were automatic doors? We were worn out all the time.
I wish my home had automatic doors, but I guess that would make it easy to rob.
Okay, I’ll finally ask: What’s the big deal about the Mona Lisa? It’s just a painting of some woman.
My wife never gives me partial credit for listening.
Everybody calm down; Obama obviously knows what he’s doing. The man has a Nobel Peace Prize.
Did Hitler win the Nobel Peace Prize at one point, or does that just sound like something that’s true?