Random Thoughts: New Zealand, Redskins, and Fire Phone

Posted on June 19, 2014 9:00 am

Love the Flight of the Conchords show; such a light touch with the humor. Too bad only the two seasons.

So New Zealand is basically Australia’s Canada?

Washington Hippie Punch #NewRedskinsName

The Washington [name redacted] #NewRedskinsName

The Washington I’m Offended! #NewRedskinsName

Was there an offensive named used for the Na’vi used in Avatar? I think you can still disparage made up races. #NewRedskinsName

The Washington Indians, But Not the Kind from Asia #NewRedskinsName

On the bright side for them, the Washington Whatevers are going to make a ton of money when fans have to buy new merchandise.

Racism in sports apparently equals huge scorn and huge profits.

The crowdfunding for Liberty Island is well under way. Join and get my novel when it releases.

Will it be the best novel you’ve ever read? Yes. Absolutely. How could I possibly write anything less?

The Washington Slurs #NewRedskinsName

When you start to realize all the horrible things they say about the right is projection, the left can be pretty scary.

Amazon Fire Phone, I was with you until “exclusively on AT&T.”

Hey, I can still claim to have the latest iPhone; I’m not getting a new phone yet.

Be funny if Amazon forgot to put regular phone functionality on their phone. “Totally slipped our mind with all the other features.”

You’ll know Hillary is serious about campaigning when you see her put “Hillary 2016” stickers on her walker.

Because she’s old.

Hey, everyone; be like the Puppy Blender and support culture.

Was going to write a children’s story about nuking the moon, but the title I wanted, “Goodnight Moon”, was already taken.

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22 Responses to “Random Thoughts: New Zealand, Redskins, and Fire Phone”

  1. FormerHostage says:

    The Washington Braves (after Atlanta)
    The Washington Indians (after Cleveland)
    The Washington White Men
    The Washington Misogynists
    The Washington Female Odors
    The Washington Sodomites

  2. Jimmy says:

    The Washington Crony Capitalists
    The Washington Corrupticrats
    The Washington Tax ‘n Spenders
    The Washington Traitors

  3. Jimmy says:

    Forgot one:

    The Washington Oligarchs

  4. Jimmy says:

    Hey, I joined, so that makes me minimally cultured, Frank.

  5. Burt says:

    Hey FrankJ, did you notice that Dr. Helen was pushing Amazon Blenders on Insty’s site on 6/15? She said she liked blenders. I bet she knows the best ones too.
    I joined too. hopefully I will treasure the book as much as I treasure the box that the Chronicles came in… The box was Signed by SarahK.

  6. jw says:

    hmmm…the puppy blender put in fifty. so he won’t be getting your book?

  7. Iowa Jim says:

    The Washington Spendthrifts
    The Washington Corruption (inspired by the Miami Heat)
    The Washington Bureaucrats

  8. c64wood says:

    Saw on the news that after the Redskins are forced to change their name, the PC folks will move to the next team and the next, etc.

    I wonder when the US State of Oklahoma will be under attack since the name Oklahoma is Choctaw that means “Red People”.

  9. walruskkkch says:

    Since you can’t have names that insult people how can they still be named “Washington”?

    I vote for Washington Sucks.

  10. FredKey says:

    I think “Hasta la Vista, Moon” is more what you want.

  11. Jimmy says:

    Walrus, that’s just inadequate.

    Washington Sucks Big Time


  12. Frank J. says:


    There’s no $50 reward, so it’s hard to say what he chose. I think in all the rewards you at least get the ebook of my novel.

  13. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Better Dead Than Red Skins

  14. FormerHostage says:

    Washington Potato Skins
    Washington Dry Skins
    Washington Fore-Skins
    Washington Mex Skins

  15. zzyzx says:

    The Washington Politically Correct Libtards. #NewRedskinsName

  16. Iowa Jim says:

    Washington Swindlers (or simply Swindle, to continue the Miami Heat-inspired theme)
    Washington Lobbyists
    Washington Pederasts (we can ask Harry Reid to coach)

  17. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Washington Thin Skins
    Washington Red Books
    Washington Honky Oppressors

  18. hwuu says:

    I say they keep the name Redskins, but change their logo to a potato.

  19. walruskkkch says:

    Keep Redskin


  20. Shelgeyr says:

    I could have SWORN you once said your children’s book would be called “Goodbye Moon”, and I still want to pre-order a copy!

  21. heresolong says:

    Washington Team formerly known as Redskins.

  22. 4of7 says:

    New Zealand is more like California, but with the directions reversed and not so many d*m hippies.

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