Straight Line of the Day: A New Poll Shows That President Obama Is Now As Unpopular As…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…

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  1. …pollsters.

    …those liposuction smoothies on Michelle’s school lunch menu.

    …trusting your safety to an Obama official and realizing worst case scenario is not an option, it’s policy.


  2. …a Baby Ruth in the swimming pool.

    …an actual turd in the swimming pool.


    …that host of ailments Blue Star Ointment was supposed to get rid of.



  3. …child proof advil to an arthritis suffer

    …gas prices listed in cash with a higher price for credit

    …wind farms for bald eagles

    …the United States for Obama

    …reality for liberals

    …the USMC with terrorists

    …the Enola Gay with Hiroshima



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