Straight Line of the Day: A New Poll Shows That President Obama Is Now As Unpopular As…

Posted on June 16, 2014 12:00 pm

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A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…

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39 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: A New Poll Shows That President Obama Is Now As Unpopular As…”

  1. Steve H says:

    A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as he is egotistical.

  2. jw says:

    …walnuts at anonymiss’ house

  3. walruskkkch says:

    A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…

    it gets.

    Bernie Getz.

    rocks as pets.

  4. walruskkkch says:

    A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…

    Michael Moore at an all-U-can eat buffet.

  5. walruskkkch says:

    A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…

    a fart in an elevator.

  6. blarg says:

    …recreational rectal thermometry

  7. Rayfan87 says:

    Nickelback.

  8. FormerHostage says:

    …a feminist in a frat house.

    …a p3nis at a NOW convention.

    …facts for a liberal.

    …an original idea for liberals.

    …accountability for his administration.

  9. FormerHostage says:

    …CNN in Prime Time.

  10. can of spam says:

    … soap to a Frenchman.

    … schick razors to members of the Taliban.

    … soccer to most Americans.

  11. Bob B says:

    …Jim Carrey at an NRA convention.

    …John Kerry at a Swiftboat convention.

    …Terri Gross at a Hillary 2016 convention.

  12. JeffersonFan says:

    …a conservative on campus.

    …a country band at Lollapalooza.

    …Jar Jar Binks at …well anywhere.

  13. jw says:

    …Joe Biden at a MENSA meeting

  14. can of spam says:

    … temper control is among Portuguese center-backs.

  15. jw says:

    …john roberts at hobby lobby.

    …kathleen sebilius with the little sisters of the poor

    …a tuna embargo at DamnCat’s house

  16. HokieGomer says:

    … George Wallace campaigning in Harlem.

  17. Jimmy says:

    …a red tide in your clam bed.

    …paint that won’t dry.

    …flies in your mouth.

    …morning glory roots.

    …au Gratin potatoes.

  18. Burt says:

    …Carrie at the prom.

  19. Dohtimes says:

    …pollsters.

    …those liposuction smoothies on Michelle’s school lunch menu.

    …trusting your safety to an Obama official and realizing worst case scenario is not an option, it’s policy.

  20. Andy T says:

    New Coke

  21. Chish says:

    A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…

    Grandma trying to slip you the tongue.

  22. DamnCat says:

    …last week’s tuna.

  23. Chip says:

    A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…

    … cauliflower is to an eight year old.

  24. HokieGomer says:

    …a Baby Ruth in the swimming pool.

    …an actual turd in the swimming pool.

    …ringworm.

    …that host of ailments Blue Star Ointment was supposed to get rid of.

    …lawyers.

  25. DamnCat says:

    …a musket to the junk.

  26. Christopher Robin says:

    …the relentless drip, drip, drip of gonorrhea.

  27. Oppo says:

    … Senator Obama without all the federal cash to spread around.

    … pollsters will allow him to be. Interview more Democrats, boys!

  28. Steve H says:

    @12 – I would think Joe would be quite popular – there are quite a view Hello Kitty fans in Mensa.

  29. Oppo says:

    … the guy who has a few rounds of drinks and appetizers, and then disappears when the check comes.

  30. Oppo says:

    … wait a sec. He *is* that guy.

  31. c64wood says:

    A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…

    …MSNBC

    …The Cruel Shoes

    …ants at a picnic

    …mood rings

    …secured borders (apparently)

  32. c64wood says:

    …The Cruel Shoes (Clarification… not the book but the shoes themselves)

  33. CLIFF says:

    ….the sequel to Blazing Saddles

  34. Writer says:

    … dog poop in a theater.

  35. GrandLarsenE says:

    Pooping out a rose bush.

  36. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as he ever was but now people are less afraid to admit it.

  37. Wombat says:

    The common cold.
    Bird Flu.
    As a novelist put it, “…as a fart in a bathysphere.”
    Salmonella at a potluck.
    A skunk at a lawn party.

  38. Mike says:

    …child proof advil to an arthritis suffer

    …gas prices listed in cash with a higher price for credit

    …wind farms for bald eagles

    …the United States for Obama

    …reality for liberals

    …the USMC with terrorists

    …the Enola Gay with Hiroshima

  39. Steve says:

    A flaming bag of dog sh*t, after it’s on your shoe.

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