Straight Line of the Day: A New Poll Shows That President Obama Is Now As Unpopular As…

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A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…

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  1. A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…

    it gets.

    Bernie Getz.

    rocks as pets.

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  2. A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…

    Michael Moore at an all-U-can eat buffet.

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  3. …a feminist in a frat house.

    …a p3nis at a NOW convention.

    …facts for a liberal.

    …an original idea for liberals.

    …accountability for his administration.

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  4. … soap to a Frenchman.

    … schick razors to members of the Taliban.

    … soccer to most Americans.

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  5. …Jim Carrey at an NRA convention.

    …John Kerry at a Swiftboat convention.

    …Terri Gross at a Hillary 2016 convention.

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  6. …a conservative on campus.

    …a country band at Lollapalooza.

    …Jar Jar Binks at …well anywhere.

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  7. …john roberts at hobby lobby.

    …kathleen sebilius with the little sisters of the poor

    …a tuna embargo at DamnCat’s house

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  8. …a red tide in your clam bed.

    …paint that won’t dry.

    …flies in your mouth.

    …morning glory roots.

    …au Gratin potatoes.

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  9. …pollsters.

    …those liposuction smoothies on Michelle’s school lunch menu.

    …trusting your safety to an Obama official and realizing worst case scenario is not an option, it’s policy.

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  10. A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…

    Grandma trying to slip you the tongue.

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  11. A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…

    … cauliflower is to an eight year old.

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  12. …a Baby Ruth in the swimming pool.

    …an actual turd in the swimming pool.

    …ringworm.

    …that host of ailments Blue Star Ointment was supposed to get rid of.

    …lawyers.

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  13. … Senator Obama without all the federal cash to spread around.

    … pollsters will allow him to be. Interview more Democrats, boys!

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  14. @12 – I would think Joe would be quite popular – there are quite a view Hello Kitty fans in Mensa.

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  15. … the guy who has a few rounds of drinks and appetizers, and then disappears when the check comes.

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  16. A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…

    …MSNBC

    …The Cruel Shoes

    …ants at a picnic

    …mood rings

    …secured borders (apparently)

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  17. The common cold.
    Bird Flu.
    As a novelist put it, “…as a fart in a bathysphere.”
    Salmonella at a potluck.
    A skunk at a lawn party.

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  18. …child proof advil to an arthritis suffer

    …gas prices listed in cash with a higher price for credit

    …wind farms for bald eagles

    …the United States for Obama

    …reality for liberals

    …the USMC with terrorists

    …the Enola Gay with Hiroshima

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