Straight Line of the Day: After His Presidency, Obama Is Planning to Live…

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After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…

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  1. After His Presidency, Obama Is Planning to Live…

    … constantly looking over his shoulder.
    … in his wife’s shadow.
    … in the White House, recently renamed The United Nations Commander-in-Chief Quarters.

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  2. After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…

    like the stud muffin he has to constantly repress in front of Michelle.

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  3. After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…

    not merely survive
    And He won’t give up this dream of life
    That keeps him alive…

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  4. After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…

    but since that won’t be for many, many years yet he’s not going to worry about it much.

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  5. …on the Big Island of Hawaii, of course… because the big lady requires a big island for her big…

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  6. . . . as a reminder that all Americans get the government that only those who voted for it deserve

    . . . as a monument to what happens when voters decide that voting for proven accomplishment and ability is racist

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  7. I can tell yiu where he is NOT gonna live and that is in some broke down, piss poor, 3rd rate Banana republic like he turned America into.

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  8. @DamnCat: or, la vida lucre.

    … together with hilariously sloppy record-keeper Lois Lerner in Neil Simon’s “The Audit Couple.”

    … off the royalties from MomJeans(tm).

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  9. …much better than you on that fat Federal pension he’s entitled to for 10 whole years of employment in Washington.

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  10. After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…

    …his life continuing to blame Bush

    …flipping burgers. He heard they are getting big raises.

    …in the spotlight overshadowing his successor because he’s that arrogant.

    …in Millard County Utah. He’ll be selling boat slips since that will be the new west coast in 10 years.

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  11. … will be living… off of the tax paying American citizens – whom he despises because, unlike him, they are American citizens.

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  12. …in Chicago. After 8 years of directing his followers to attack the rich, it’s the safest place for a rich person to live.

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