Straight Line of the Day: After His Presidency, Obama Is Planning to Live…

Posted on June 25, 2014 12:00 pm

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After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…

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38 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: After His Presidency, Obama Is Planning to Live…”

  1. Steve H says:

    After His Presidency, Obama Is Planning to Live…

    … constantly looking over his shoulder.
    … in his wife’s shadow.
    … in the White House, recently renamed The United Nations Commander-in-Chief Quarters.

  2. walruskkkch says:

    someplace better than those destitute Clinton’s had to put up with.

  3. Jimmy says:

    …back home, in Kenya.

  4. jw says:

    at the only place worthy of him:

    http://en.chateauversailles.fr/homepage

    The Château de Versailles

  5. walruskkkch says:

    After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…

    like the stud muffin he has to constantly repress in front of Michelle.

  6. can of spam says:

    … relying on the kindness of strangers.

  7. walruskkkch says:

    After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…

    not merely survive
    And He won’t give up this dream of life
    That keeps him alive…

  8. Jimmy says:

    …in, well, it ain’t Detroit, that’s for damn sure.

  9. walruskkkch says:

    After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…

    but since that won’t be for many, many years yet he’s not going to worry about it much.

  10. Baalam's Jackass says:

    1. Mexico
    2. Iraq

  11. walruskkkch says:

    After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…

    in somebody’s basement, maybe yours.

  12. Jimmy says:

    …on a golf course, of course.

  13. Bob B says:

    …beyond the reach of US jurisprudence.

  14. Jimmy says:

    …on the Big Island of Hawaii, of course… because the big lady requires a big island for her big…

  15. tanstaafl44 says:

    on in infamy, forever.

  16. Jimmy says:

    …her big bigness.

  17. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . as a reminder that all Americans get the government that only those who voted for it deserve

    . . . as a monument to what happens when voters decide that voting for proven accomplishment and ability is racist

  18. Jimmy says:

    …on as The Greatest President In The History Of Everything©

  19. Burt says:

    …on the government dole, just like always before.

  20. Burt says:

    …as a registered sex offender after gloating to the American people how he loves touching babies. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/23/obama-presidency-perks_n_5523076.html

  21. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    In a pine box, buried in a toxic landfill somewhere near Mecca.

  22. Burt says:

    …comforted by the knowledge that “Worst” is a superlative adjective.

  23. Chish says:

    After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…

    As the woman he’s always wanted to be.

  24. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    *with 72 virgin Arab lesbians

  25. RightWingKiller says:

    I can tell yiu where he is NOT gonna live and that is in some broke down, piss poor, 3rd rate Banana republic like he turned America into.

  26. Jimmy says:

    …on in the White House in the minds of his low-information voters.

  27. DamnCat says:

    …la Vita Loco!

  28. Oppo says:

    @DamnCat: or, la vida lucre.

    … together with hilariously sloppy record-keeper Lois Lerner in Neil Simon’s “The Audit Couple.”

    … off the royalties from MomJeans(tm).

  29. Writer says:

    … as far as possible from the proleteriet.

  30. DamnCat says:

    …much better than you on that fat Federal pension he’s entitled to for 10 whole years of employment in Washington.

  31. Oppo says:

    … at the North Pole in his Fortress of Solyndratude.

  32. Oppo says:

    … to a ripe old age. But, as Whoopi reminds us, it won’t be ripe-ripe.

  33. Anonymiss says:

    …wherever a community needs planning. If you live anywhere near an unplanned community I suggest you move.

  34. FredKey says:

    Had a Polk joke, but I don’t want to get audited.

  35. c64wood says:

    After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…

    …his life continuing to blame Bush

    …flipping burgers. He heard they are getting big raises.

    …in the spotlight overshadowing his successor because he’s that arrogant.

    …in Millard County Utah. He’ll be selling boat slips since that will be the new west coast in 10 years.

  36. Doug says:

    … will be living… off of the tax paying American citizens – whom he despises because, unlike him, they are American citizens.

  37. GrandLarsenE says:

    off of other people’s money

  38. Zach says:

    …in Chicago. After 8 years of directing his followers to attack the rich, it’s the safest place for a rich person to live.

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