Straight Line of the Day: After His Presidency, Obama Is Planning to Live…

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After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…

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  1. After His Presidency, Obama Is Planning to Live…

    … constantly looking over his shoulder.
    … in his wife’s shadow.
    … in the White House, recently renamed The United Nations Commander-in-Chief Quarters.

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  2. . . . as a reminder that all Americans get the government that only those who voted for it deserve

    . . . as a monument to what happens when voters decide that voting for proven accomplishment and ability is racist

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  3. After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…

    …his life continuing to blame Bush

    …flipping burgers. He heard they are getting big raises.

    …in the spotlight overshadowing his successor because he’s that arrogant.

    …in Millard County Utah. He’ll be selling boat slips since that will be the new west coast in 10 years.

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