Straight Line of the Day: Democrats Are Getting Set to Unveil Their New Slogan for 2014…

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Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…

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  1. Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…

    Hey, you ****ed up. You trusted us.

    We may be idiots, but we care.

    Vote for us or be audited.

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  2. Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…

    … Pay attention to our motives, not the results.
    … Whatever you’re bugged about, it isn’t our fault.
    … At least we’re not old and self-centered like the GOP (no, wait, that’s not it).
    Onward, into the fog !!!
    … The other guys will take away all of your Free Stuff !!!

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  3. Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…

    What does it matter, at this point, that we are destroying the US? We give you Free Sh!t!

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  4. “We will take all the money from white heterosexual males who don’t bribe us and buy your vote with it.”

    –honest slogan

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  5. . . . Democrats – still teaching math by dividing America!
    . . . Because freedom is so yesterday.
    . . . R-U-IN?
    . . . Change you can believe in, failure you can count on.
    . . . No child left a dime.
    . . . Speak loudly, and carry a hammer and sickle.

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  6. …Free, just not affordable.

    …We’re like chocolate, a moment on the lips or free birth control, it’s up to you.

    …We can’t all be the Devil Incarnate, you stupid people need surrogates.

    …If we had ideas or answers we wouldn’t be Democrats, we would be people, and people are just low grade Soylent Green.

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  7. . . . “You’re all racists, sexists, and homophobes – and your mothers dress you funny!”

    . . . “Turning the federal government into the US Postal Service, one agency at a time!”

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  8. Straight Line of the Day: Democrats Are Getting Set to Unveil Their New Slogan for 2014…as soon as they figure out how to spell the act of putting your fingers in your ears and yelling lalalalalacanthearyoulalalalalalala!

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  9. …Light a Candle for the Future!*

    *You will all need candles when we are done with the energy sector

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  10. IRS. DOJ. ATF. BLM. EPA. Vote for us so we don’t get angry. You wouldn’t like it if we got angry.

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  11. …You gotta hand it to us, we’re gonna take it anyway.

    …we’re begging you, down on our knees groveling, snot flying and crying begging you to find a YouTube video we can blame the last eight years on.

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  12. Democrats Are Getting Set to Unveil Their New Slogan for 2014…

    Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein… Wait, damn copyright issues. But then again, laws are sooo for the little people..

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  13. @2

    … The other guys will take away all of your Free Stuff !!!

    [Not fair using their ACTUAL slogan.)

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  14. “Democrats: Rich people telling poor people that rich people are the reason they’re poor.”

    (saw that somewhere yesterday)♠

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  15. “Spoiler Alert! Overlords And Serfs.”

    “on The Advice Of Our Lawyers, We Decline To State Our Slogan.”

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  16. “Benghazi Stories: E Pluribus Unum.” (or, in Hillary’s case, “E Bluribus Unum.”)

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  17. Hillary:
    “L’Etat, C’est Mwah-Hah-Hah!!”

    Hillary:
    “Absolute Power Corrupts Absolut Anyone?”

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  18. ” C’mon — Free Obama and Carter From The ‘#1 Worst’ List By Electing This Specimen!”

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  19. “You’ve, uh, Got a Nice Little Income Base Here, Voter. Be a Shame If Sumfin’ Was To Happen To It. . . “

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  20. “Citizens United Or Us: Make Your Choice. We’re Against Both Those Things, Come To Think Of It”

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  21. Taking you from “Hope and Change” to begging for spare change in just 8 short years.

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  22. Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014… but it was already in this video –

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  23. “#free$h!t”

    “First, we break into the White House using vote fabrication, then we destroy the economy.” – “And that you’ve done…now what?” – “Well, we didn’t really expect the first part of the plan to work, so we have no further plan. Sometimes you can over plan these things.”

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