Straight Line of the Day: Democrats Are Getting Set to Unveil Their New Slogan for 2014…

Posted on June 3, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…

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52 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Democrats Are Getting Set to Unveil Their New Slogan for 2014…”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…

    Hey, you ****ed up. You trusted us.

    We may be idiots, but we care.

    Vote for us or be audited.

  2. Steve H says:

    Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…

    … Pay attention to our motives, not the results.
    … Whatever you’re bugged about, it isn’t our fault.
    … At least we’re not old and self-centered like the GOP (no, wait, that’s not it).
    Onward, into the fog !!!
    … The other guys will take away all of your Free Stuff !!!

  3. DamnCat says:

    “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.”

  4. jw says:

    …Blame Bush Again!

  5. jw says:

    …Yes We Can Blame Bush!

  6. Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) says:

    Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…

    What does it matter, at this point, that we are destroying the US? We give you Free Sh!t!

  7. FredKey says:

    “We will take all the money from white heterosexual males who don’t bribe us and buy your vote with it.”

    –honest slogan

  8. can of spam says:

    … don’t even bother voting, we’ll just manufacture the votes anyway.

  9. can of spam says:

    … Koch! Koch! Koch!

  10. Gumbeaux says:

    . . . Democrats – still teaching math by dividing America!
    . . . Because freedom is so yesterday.
    . . . R-U-IN?
    . . . Change you can believe in, failure you can count on.
    . . . No child left a dime.
    . . . Speak loudly, and carry a hammer and sickle.

  11. Bob B says:

    …No Hope, No Change Ever!

  12. Dohtimes says:

    …Free, just not affordable.

    …We’re like chocolate, a moment on the lips or free birth control, it’s up to you.

    …We can’t all be the Devil Incarnate, you stupid people need surrogates.

    …If we had ideas or answers we wouldn’t be Democrats, we would be people, and people are just low grade Soylent Green.

  13. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    No We Can’t!! (but you’re too stupid to notice)

  14. Bob B says:

    …Mao, Che, Uncle Ho: Capitalism’s Got To Go!

  15. Bob B says:

    …Repeat after me: we have always been at war with Eastasia….

  16. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . “You’re all racists, sexists, and homophobes – and your mothers dress you funny!”

    . . . “Turning the federal government into the US Postal Service, one agency at a time!”

  17. FormerHostage says:

    Democrats…for the children.

    Squirrel!

    Make those rich b@stards pay!

  18. FormerHostage says:

    Vote Democrat! Over 25,000 dead Chicago residents can’t be wrong!

  19. Bob B says:

    …Debt, Employment, Greenhouse Gases: All Our Stats Come From Our…Analysis

  20. FormerHostage says:

    We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

  21. Apostic says:

    Happy Days Are Here Again. Period.

  22. Chip says:

    Straight Line of the Day: Democrats Are Getting Set to Unveil Their New Slogan for 2014…as soon as they figure out how to spell the act of putting your fingers in your ears and yelling lalalalalacanthearyoulalalalalalala!

  23. Bob B says:

    …Light a Candle for the Future!*

    *You will all need candles when we are done with the energy sector

  24. HokieGomer says:

    You can always HOPE we will CHANGE!

  25. HokieGomer says:

    Vote for us… you wouldn’t want to end up like Vince Foster, now would you…

  26. Burt says:

    We will not rest until…

  27. FormerHostage says:

    IRS. DOJ. ATF. BLM. EPA. Vote for us so we don’t get angry. You wouldn’t like it if we got angry.

  28. FormerHostage says:

    Don’t be schtupid, be a schmarty. Come und join der Dem’crat pahty.

  29. CCO says:

    bread and circuses!

  30. Bilwick says:

    “Serfdom . . . not as bad as you’d think!”

  31. Dohtimes says:

    …You gotta hand it to us, we’re gonna take it anyway.

    …we’re begging you, down on our knees groveling, snot flying and crying begging you to find a YouTube video we can blame the last eight years on.

  32. walruskkkch says:

    Democrats Are Getting Set to Unveil Their New Slogan for 2014…

    Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein… Wait, damn copyright issues. But then again, laws are sooo for the little people..

  33. walruskkkch says:

    @2

    … The other guys will take away all of your Free Stuff !!!

    [Not fair using their ACTUAL slogan.)

  34. pbunyan says:

    …we do not now, nor have we ever had political relations with the President.

  35. Jimmy says:

    “Democrats: Rich people telling poor people that rich people are the reason they’re poor.”

    (saw that somewhere yesterday)♠

  36. Writer says:

    … the last six years were only the beginning…l

  37. Oppo says:

    “Spoiler Alert! Overlords And Serfs.”

    “on The Advice Of Our Lawyers, We Decline To State Our Slogan.”

  38. Bob B says:

    …We Say – You Pay! (We’re exempted, by the way)

  39. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …because they need the veil to cover up all their previous failures.

  40. Oppo says:

    “We Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing.”

  41. Oppo says:

    “What’s In Your Wallet?”
    (delivered by their spokesman, Alec Baldwin)

  42. Oppo says:

    “Benghazi Stories: E Pluribus Unum.” (or, in Hillary’s case, “E Bluribus Unum.”)

  43. Oppo says:

    Hillary:
    “L’Etat, C’est Mwah-Hah-Hah!!”

    Hillary:
    “Absolute Power Corrupts Absolut Anyone?”

  44. Oppo says:

    ” C’mon — Free Obama and Carter From The ‘#1 Worst’ List By Electing This Specimen!”

  45. Oppo says:

    “You’ve, uh, Got a Nice Little Income Base Here, Voter. Be a Shame If Sumfin’ Was To Happen To It. . . “

  46. Oppo says:

    “Citizens United Or Us: Make Your Choice. We’re Against Both Those Things, Come To Think Of It”

  47. Max says:

    “Third Term’s a Charm”

  48. 4of7 says:

    Vote for us and we’ll eat you last!

  49. tanstaafl44 says:

    vote like you think it means something

  50. Dave in Indiana says:

    Taking you from “Hope and Change” to begging for spare change in just 8 short years.

  51. Bad Science says:

    Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014… but it was already in this video –
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhrfhjLd9e4

  52. archangel says:

    “#free$h!t”

    “First, we break into the White House using vote fabrication, then we destroy the economy.” – “And that you’ve done…now what?” – “Well, we didn’t really expect the first part of the plan to work, so we have no further plan. Sometimes you can over plan these things.”

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