Straight Line of the Day: Democrats Are Getting Set to Unveil Their New Slogan for 2014…

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Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…

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  1. Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…

    … Pay attention to our motives, not the results.
    … Whatever you’re bugged about, it isn’t our fault.
    … At least we’re not old and self-centered like the GOP (no, wait, that’s not it).
    Onward, into the fog !!!
    … The other guys will take away all of your Free Stuff !!!

  2. Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…

    What does it matter, at this point, that we are destroying the US? We give you Free Sh!t!

  3. . . . Democrats – still teaching math by dividing America!
    . . . Because freedom is so yesterday.
    . . . R-U-IN?
    . . . Change you can believe in, failure you can count on.
    . . . No child left a dime.
    . . . Speak loudly, and carry a hammer and sickle.

  4. …Free, just not affordable.

    …We’re like chocolate, a moment on the lips or free birth control, it’s up to you.

    …We can’t all be the Devil Incarnate, you stupid people need surrogates.

    …If we had ideas or answers we wouldn’t be Democrats, we would be people, and people are just low grade Soylent Green.

  5. . . . “You’re all racists, sexists, and homophobes – and your mothers dress you funny!”

    . . . “Turning the federal government into the US Postal Service, one agency at a time!”

  6. Straight Line of the Day: Democrats Are Getting Set to Unveil Their New Slogan for 2014…as soon as they figure out how to spell the act of putting your fingers in your ears and yelling lalalalalacanthearyoulalalalalalala!

  7. …You gotta hand it to us, we’re gonna take it anyway.

    …we’re begging you, down on our knees groveling, snot flying and crying begging you to find a YouTube video we can blame the last eight years on.

  8. Democrats Are Getting Set to Unveil Their New Slogan for 2014…

    Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein… Wait, damn copyright issues. But then again, laws are sooo for the little people..

  9. “#free$h!t”

    “First, we break into the White House using vote fabrication, then we destroy the economy.” – “And that you’ve done…now what?” – “Well, we didn’t really expect the first part of the plan to work, so we have no further plan. Sometimes you can over plan these things.”

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