Straight Line of the Day: During Hillary’s Secret Lunch With Obama…

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During Hillary’s secret lunch with Obama…

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  1. … he smoked one of Bill’s cigars.
    … the dog was especially delicious.
    … he finally finished his beer.
    … he supersized it.
    … she gave back The Football. (not that he would ever use it)
    … he wore a blue dress, and she didn’t get the joke.

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  2. …they compared lists of emails, to find the ones that needed to find the “memory hole”.

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  3. …An appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. (obscure enough?)

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  4. …Obama told her “tell your boss George Soros I’ll be a lot more flexible after the election, do you understand?”

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  5. During Hillary’s secret lunch with Obama…

    much was talked about, little was achieved.

    decoder rings were exchanged.

    the whole, evil plot of the movie was revealed spoiling the ending for everyone watching.

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  6. …Obama helped her work on her “sexist!” accusations and fine tune her gender baiting.

    …Biden was disappointed because when he saw “Lunch with Hillary” on the schedule he naturally assumed it was with Sir Edmond Hillary…not the person who was named after him.

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  7. … Zero was amazed at the projected level of voter fraud it will take to get PIAPS over the finish line in 2016. Far more than the massive amount in 2012.

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  8. …will never be known because Obama had the records sealed under executive privilege and Hillary couldn’t remember a thing…and anyone who goes digging is obviously a racist sexist…in fact a double racist sexist.

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  9. …it looked like all the cackling wore her out, but she insisted that she “don’t feel no ways taaaaard”

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  10. During Hillary’s secret lunch with Obama…

    They sang Kumbaya while enjoying a fine dish of mutt with a side of cankles

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  11. …she yelled at him, “Why couldn’t you open Gitmo on MY watch? That Bergdahl thing could have given me a positive on my resume!”

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  12. …Hillary gave his some of her tips as an expert futures trader and Obama gave her some tips as an expert country traitor.

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  13. …his years of on the job training meant that his attempt at serving her an after dinner coffee was not a total disaster.

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