Straight Line of the Day: During Hillary’s Secret Lunch With Obama…

Posted on June 2, 2014 12:00 pm

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During Hillary’s secret lunch with Obama…

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28 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: During Hillary’s Secret Lunch With Obama…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … he smoked one of Bill’s cigars.
    … the dog was especially delicious.
    … he finally finished his beer.
    … he supersized it.
    … she gave back The Football. (not that he would ever use it)
    … he wore a blue dress, and she didn’t get the joke.

  2. Jimmy says:

    Moochie barged in and yelled at Hillary, “You’re sitting in my spot!!”

  3. Jimmy says:

    and, then,

    “Get your fat ass out of my chair! And your bulbous thighs, too.”

  4. Bob B says:

    …nobody ate much, because the meal was based on Michelle’s school lunch standards.

  5. Bob B says:

    …they compared lists of emails, to find the ones that needed to find the “memory hole”.

  6. jw says:

    …they had fricassee of cia station chief followed by smoked ambassador.

  7. Chish says:

    They sat in front of a mirror and admired…….Obama

  8. Bob B says:

    …SSSSSHH! What part of secret don’t you understand?

  9. FredKey says:

    …they secretly gorged on evil conservative Anonymiss cookies.

  10. blarg says:

    …An appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. (obscure enough?)

  11. blarg says:

    …she dressed like a man and he wore mom jeans

  12. blarg says:

    …Obama told her “tell your boss George Soros I’ll be a lot more flexible after the election, do you understand?”

  13. blarg says:

    …referred to Hillary as a lighter-colored lipstick lesbian with no homosexual dialect

  14. walruskkkch says:

    During Hillary’s secret lunch with Obama…

    much was talked about, little was achieved.

    decoder rings were exchanged.

    the whole, evil plot of the movie was revealed spoiling the ending for everyone watching.

  15. blarg says:

    …Obama helped her work on her “sexist!” accusations and fine tune her gender baiting.

    …Biden was disappointed because when he saw “Lunch with Hillary” on the schedule he naturally assumed it was with Sir Edmond Hillary…not the person who was named after him.

  16. blarg says:

    …imaginary sniper fire had to be dodged.

  17. Gumbeaux says:

    … Zero was amazed at the projected level of voter fraud it will take to get PIAPS over the finish line in 2016. Far more than the massive amount in 2012.

  18. blarg says:

    …will never be known because Obama had the records sealed under executive privilege and Hillary couldn’t remember a thing…and anyone who goes digging is obviously a racist sexist…in fact a double racist sexist.

  19. blarg says:

    …it looked like all the cackling wore her out, but she insisted that she “don’t feel no ways taaaaard”

  20. c64wood says:

    During Hillary’s secret lunch with Obama…

    They sang Kumbaya while enjoying a fine dish of mutt with a side of cankles

  21. Bob B says:

    …she yelled at him, “Why couldn’t you open Gitmo on MY watch? That Bergdahl thing could have given me a positive on my resume!”

  22. blarg says:

    …Hillary gave his some of her tips as an expert futures trader and Obama gave her some tips as an expert country traitor.

  23. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . Hillary stuck him with the check, which he then passed on to future generations

  24. c64wood says:

    They compared sizes of their C.O. Jones

  25. Apostic says:

    …they were both on Double Secret Prob…iotics.

  26. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …they ate at a McDonald’s. (It was a secret from Bill and Michelle)

  27. Burt says:

    …he had German Shepherd’s Pie but she opted for the Filet of Soul.

  28. Dohtimes says:

    …his years of on the job training meant that his attempt at serving her an after dinner coffee was not a total disaster.

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