Straight Line of the Day: During Hillary’s Secret Lunch With Obama…

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During Hillary’s secret lunch with Obama…

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  1. … he smoked one of Bill’s cigars.
    … the dog was especially delicious.
    … he finally finished his beer.
    … he supersized it.
    … she gave back The Football. (not that he would ever use it)
    … he wore a blue dress, and she didn’t get the joke.


  2. During Hillary’s secret lunch with Obama…

    much was talked about, little was achieved.

    decoder rings were exchanged.

    the whole, evil plot of the movie was revealed spoiling the ending for everyone watching.


  3. …Obama helped her work on her “sexist!” accusations and fine tune her gender baiting.

    …Biden was disappointed because when he saw “Lunch with Hillary” on the schedule he naturally assumed it was with Sir Edmond Hillary…not the person who was named after him.


  4. …will never be known because Obama had the records sealed under executive privilege and Hillary couldn’t remember a thing…and anyone who goes digging is obviously a racist sexist…in fact a double racist sexist.



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