Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Said the Taliban 5 Are “Not a Threat to the US”. The REAL Threat…

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Hillary said the Taliban 5 are “not a threat to the US”. The REAL threat…

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  1. … are dogs that stray near the White House.
    … kids that don’t follow the school lunch program.
    … people who don’t embrace our new undocumented freeloaders.

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  2. Hillary said the Taliban 5 are “not a threat to the US”. The REAL threat…

    kids with pop tarts chewed into the shape of a gun.

    less government.

    more individual liberty.

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  3. . . . cookies with walnuts

    . . . Americans with functioning neocortices

    . . . guns (they fire themselves, you know)

    . . . the Jackson Five

    . . . the high five

    . . . the detergent that comes in those little pods that Chuck Schumer wants to eat

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  4. …”will only be revealed to those who buy my new book, ‘Hard Choices’, available at fine bookstores and Amazon…”

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  5. …is the IRS, so you better vote right,,,oops, I mean left. This is the time where Left is Right and Right is Wrong.

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  6. …[Hillary singing]
    Mysterious film makers mocking Mohammed,
    Vet’rans with guns and religion, enough said,
    Right Wing conspiracies fill me with dread,
    These are the hobgoblins haunting my head…”

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  7. You guys make me smile. I’ve missed you. 🙂

    COOKIES to @6 Iowa Jim for recognizing the true walnut threat
    and Jimmy and Bob B. for the timing of 17 and 18 🙂

    Hey, how have you guys been?

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  8. Hobby Lobby – Gibson Guitar – the Koch brothers – cattle farmers – people who believe in God

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  9. How have we been? We have been dying here without cookies, heck I was so desperate I deliberately tried one with walnuts.

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  10. @19 Bob B: Couldn’t be more perfect – it was synchronous!

    and,

    @22 Miss Anony: Where the heck have you been and how the heck are YOU? BTW, the only walnut threat is the threat of walnuts not entering my mouf.

    Also, I just poured 300 pounds of concrete for a new anchor at a -3.0 foot tide and I’m beat. (Maximum tidal swing in these parts is about 17 feet.)

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  11. For Hillary, the real threats are…

    …people who refuse to drink the Kool Aid.

    …special prosecutors.

    …forensic accountants.

    …people who like Chick-Fil-A.

    …bloggers and blog commenters.

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  12. For Hillary, the real threats are…

    not enough computer crashes to fortuitously remove embarrassing emails.

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  13. @22 – Doing just fine. The cornstalks are about a foot and a half high, we actually had a really beautiful day today (a real rarity here), which I took advantage of by bicycling forty miles, and I cooked a nice pork chop for dinner.

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  14. @32 jw: Thanks, jw. But it’s hopeless. I live in the sticks on acreage near the saltwater. For years, I’ve been keeping an eye out for mermaids who cook – but with no luck. Turns out they’re all fish eaters and novices in the kitchen. And eight miles away are a bunch of older female hippies with beards and hairy legs – definitely not cookies-for-Jimmy material.

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