Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Said the Taliban 5 Are “Not a Threat to the US”. The REAL Threat…

Posted on June 13, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Hillary said the Taliban 5 are “not a threat to the US”. The REAL threat…

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34 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Said the Taliban 5 Are “Not a Threat to the US”. The REAL Threat…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … are dogs that stray near the White House.
    … kids that don’t follow the school lunch program.
    … people who don’t embrace our new undocumented freeloaders.

  2. blarg says:


  3. pbunyan says:

    …the Obama regime and mine that will follow.

  4. walruskkkch says:

    Hillary said the Taliban 5 are “not a threat to the US”. The REAL threat…

    kids with pop tarts chewed into the shape of a gun.

    less government.

    more individual liberty.

  5. pbunyan says:

    …the Tea Party.
    …the Constitution.
    …Global Warming!

  6. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . cookies with walnuts

    . . . Americans with functioning neocortices

    . . . guns (they fire themselves, you know)

    . . . the Jackson Five

    . . . the high five

    . . . the detergent that comes in those little pods that Chuck Schumer wants to eat

  7. FormerHostage says:

    …is expecting accountability from Democrats!

  8. FormerHostage says:

    …skanks in blue dresses.

  9. Burt says:

    …Bushes falling from the sky.

  10. can of spam says:


  11. Burt says:

    …Brain damaged world leaders.

  12. Bob B says:

    …”will only be revealed to those who buy my new book, ‘Hard Choices’, available at fine bookstores and Amazon…”

  13. DamnCat says:

    …Moon Nukers.

  14. can of spam says:

    … are the hooligans who absconded with her walker.

  15. Burt says:

    …is the IRS, so you better vote right,,,oops, I mean left. This is the time where Left is Right and Right is Wrong.

  16. jw says:

    …eh, what difference at this point does it make?

  17. Jimmy says:

    …is when the fat lady sings.

    And the fat lady has done sung.

  18. Bob B says:

    …[Hillary singing]
    Mysterious film makers mocking Mohammed,
    Vet’rans with guns and religion, enough said,
    Right Wing conspiracies fill me with dread,
    These are the hobgoblins haunting my head…”

  19. Bob B says:

    @17 – Jimmy, could our juxtaposition be any more perfect?

  20. Burt says:

    Nakoula Basseley Nakoula

  21. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Hillary said the Taliban 5 are “not a threat to the US”. The REAL threat is Obama followed by Hillary. Game over.

  22. Anonymiss says:

    You guys make me smile. I’ve missed you. :)

    COOKIES to @6 Iowa Jim for recognizing the true walnut threat
    and Jimmy and Bob B. for the timing of 17 and 18 :)

    Hey, how have you guys been?

  23. Doug says:

    Hobby Lobby – Gibson Guitar – the Koch brothers – cattle farmers – people who believe in God

  24. Burt says:

    …a resurgent Anonymiss. hooray!!

  25. James says:

    How have we been? We have been dying here without cookies, heck I was so desperate I deliberately tried one with walnuts.

  26. Jimmy says:

    @19 Bob B: Couldn’t be more perfect – it was synchronous!


    @22 Miss Anony: Where the heck have you been and how the heck are YOU? BTW, the only walnut threat is the threat of walnuts not entering my mouf.

    Also, I just poured 300 pounds of concrete for a new anchor at a -3.0 foot tide and I’m beat. (Maximum tidal swing in these parts is about 17 feet.)

  27. Gusto Smooth says:

    For Hillary, the real threats are…

    …people who refuse to drink the Kool Aid.

    …special prosecutors.

    …forensic accountants.

    …people who like Chick-Fil-A.

    …bloggers and blog commenters.

  28. Writer says:

    Bill without his condoms.

  29. Mike in OH says:

    …a Killer Rabbit! Run away! Run away!

  30. walruskkkch says:

    For Hillary, the real threats are…

    not enough computer crashes to fortuitously remove embarrassing emails.

  31. Anonymiss says:

    Now that he’s 35, Frank J. Obviously.

  32. jw says:

    @26 jimmy

    anything to help a fellow walnut eater. now find someone to make ’em for ya

  33. Iowa Jim says:

    @22 – Doing just fine. The cornstalks are about a foot and a half high, we actually had a really beautiful day today (a real rarity here), which I took advantage of by bicycling forty miles, and I cooked a nice pork chop for dinner.

  34. Jimmy says:

    @32 jw: Thanks, jw. But it’s hopeless. I live in the sticks on acreage near the saltwater. For years, I’ve been keeping an eye out for mermaids who cook – but with no luck. Turns out they’re all fish eaters and novices in the kitchen. And eight miles away are a bunch of older female hippies with beards and hairy legs – definitely not cookies-for-Jimmy material.

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