Straight Line of the Day: It’s Frank J’s Birthday. How Should He Celebrate?

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It’s Frank J’s birthday. How should he celebrate?

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  1. Forming an exploratory committee.

    Reflecting on his many blessings.

    Waiting, ala Chuck Norris…

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  2. A glass of whiskey to remember all that transpired over the previous year… and the rest of the bottle to forget it again.

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  3. It’s Frank J’s birthday. How should he celebrate?

    How? When you are celibate you don’t do much, what? Celebrate? Never mind.

    On somebody else’s dime.

    I don’t know, what are Brates going for these days?

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  4. @ #20

    But isn’t that just the same as spreading the wealth around? I mean, everyone get’s punched. Sounds kinda commie to me.

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  5. by having a puppy-blending party with Glenn Reynolds and inviting Barack Obama to sample the results.

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  6. He should celebrate his birthday at home with his wife, his children and two or three bottles of wine. Happy Birthday! FrankJ.

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