Straight Line of the Day: It’s Frank J’s Birthday. How Should He Celebrate?

Posted on June 4, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

It’s Frank J’s birthday. How should he celebrate?

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27 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: It’s Frank J’s Birthday. How Should He Celebrate?”

  1. Steve H says:

    Nuclear missile launch to the moon in 3.. 2.. 1..

  2. Bob B says:

    Forming an exploratory committee.

    Reflecting on his many blessings.

    Waiting, ala Chuck Norris…

  3. can of spam says:

    Birthday cake with bacon icing.

  4. can of spam says:

    Crushing the progressives and hearing the lamentations of their girly-men.

  5. can of spam says:

    Having fun storming the castle.

  6. can of spam says:

    A glass of whiskey to remember all that transpired over the previous year… and the rest of the bottle to forget it again.

  7. Proof says:

    A colonoscopy and a vasectomy, so they can get you coming and going!

  8. jw says:

    post pictures of baby frank and buttercup.

  9. walruskkkch says:

    It’s Frank J’s birthday. How should he celebrate?

    How? When you are celibate you don’t do much, what? Celebrate? Never mind.

    On somebody else’s dime.

    I don’t know, what are Brates going for these days?

  10. blarg says:

    …nuke the moon

  11. Burt says:

    He should drive over to Hailey (2.5 hrs) to join in the ongoing celbrations.

  12. HokieGomer says:

    Party like it’s 1999!

  13. Jimmy says:

    With oyster shooters.

  14. AnAverageAmerican says:

    Engage in political humor? Write a novel? I know … move to Idaho!

  15. Les says:

    This calls for a day trip to Starshine’s All-You-Can-Punch Hippie Emporium.

  16. Joe Schmo says:

    Bottle rockets and squirrels.

  17. Oppo says:

    Karaoke with the voices in his head.

  18. Oppo says:

    Swap five Taliban prisoners for a dessert.

  19. Burt says:

    Frank should have his cake and Edith too. http://youtu.be/jJMKupYF14I

  20. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …By judging punchlines. -And punching the winners last.

  21. HokieGomer says:

    @ #20

    But isn’t that just the same as spreading the wealth around? I mean, everyone get’s punched. Sounds kinda commie to me.

  22. CCO says:

    Getting thousands of “tokens of esteem” fabricated.

  23. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Nothing, once you hit 21, birthdays are nothing to celebrate, trust me.

  24. Iowa Jim says:

    by having a puppy-blending party with Glenn Reynolds and inviting Barack Obama to sample the results.

  25. Travelwise42 says:

    I think Frank should invite the whole B.O. Administration out for seared camel and Tabbouleh…

  26. Jimmy says:

    With potatoes!

  27. Doug says:

    He should celebrate his birthday at home with his wife, his children and two or three bottles of wine. Happy Birthday! FrankJ.

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