Straight Line of the Day: Japan Wants To Hold Robot Olympics in 2020. Expect to See…

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Japan wants to hold Robot Olympics in 2020. Expect to see…

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  1. … the field of entrants turn on their creators and start to level Tokyo, until some teenagers with strange hairdos and really big eyes put a stop to them.

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  2. … certain eastern European robots disqualified after investigations find out they’re using illegal voltage.

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  3. … the IOC sue the living **** out of these organizers for even breathing the word “Olympics” without a hefty licensing fee.

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  4. …a small but vocal group of protestors claiming that Humans should not be worshipped as creators and quite possibly not actually exist.

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  5. … bukakki done with hydraulic oil with the competition based on which one can pivot faster.

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  6. Japan wants to hold Robot Olympics in 2020. Expect to see…

    Al Gore suing the organizers when they don’t allow him to compete.

    Flo-Bot from Progressive winning the Gold, Vince-Bot from ShamWow winning the Silver, and the GEICO Pig-Bot winning the Bronze in the Please Mute Me competition.

    The robot from Lost In Space lighting the flame at the opening ceremony from across the stadium. How cool would that be!

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  7. …the answer to the nagging question, who would win in a fight between Voltron and Tranzor Z.

    …a not-exactly-unexpected attack by Godzilla.

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  8. Opening Ceremony: Cast of the Small World exhibit performs Styx’s “Mr. Roboto.”
    Closing Ceremony: About thirty seconds later.

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