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Liberals are proposing a new minimum requirement for citizenship…

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  1. Liberals are proposing a new minimum requirement for citizenship…

    breathing, but with qualified exceptions.

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  2. Liberals are proposing a new minimum requirement for citizenship…

    ability to scrawl a letter “D” on elections ballots.

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  3. Liberals are proposing a new minimum requirement for citizenship…

    that there are no minimum requirements for citizenship.

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  4. … the ability to specify their address (as far as the elections board is concerned, at least) as the local (Democrat) precinct captain’s house. And absentee vote.

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  5. Liberals are proposing a new minimum requirement for citizenship…

    Alien only applies to those not born on this planet.

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  6. …that one was born at sometime in world history and will vote democrat or, failing that, will vote democrat.

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  7. …a deep understanding that Republicans are the root of all evil – and putting peeeple in chains.

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  8. …a predisposition to hope, an ability to live on change, a tendency to lean forward and move on. (Carpetbag optional)

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  9. … ability to claim one of the following as a residence: “Somewhere, OFA, The Rainbow.”

    @9 c64wood: a pop “you’re in” test?

    … anyone who wasn’t on the Malaysian airliner.

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  10. Requiring the ability to respire, procreate, or metabolize food for fuel (AKA Signs of Life) would be discriminatory. Requiring some sort of self sentience would also be discriminatory. Therefore, the minimum standard for citizenship should be.. The belief on the part of a (any) Democrat that the citizen in question exists at all in some fashion. (See registration of Kermit D. Frog, Mickey Mouse, ect ect.) Only then can you be truly inclusive.

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  11. @19 Oppo says: @9 c64wood: a pop “you’re in” test?

    Nah, the requirement is that they just show up and “they’re in”

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  12. … they must earn at least $17.00 an hour. Republicans pounced, and said “Oh, heck yes! We’ll support THAT!” Liberals backed off and said, “Wait; we didn’t mean it that way!”

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  13. …a Social Security number. But if you don’t already have one, one will be provided to you free of charge from a TEA Partier who won’t be needing it much longer, thanks to the IRS.

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  14. …push one for Spanish speaking to American citizenship.

    …remaining south of the Canadian border.

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  15. … You must refer to soccer as ‘football’ and always follow the term ‘football’ by pretentiously explaining how you feel the term is more accurate.

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