Straight Line of the Day: Liberals Are Proposing a New Minimum Requirement for Citizenship…

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Liberals are proposing a new minimum requirement for citizenship…

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  1. … ability to claim one of the following as a residence: “Somewhere, OFA, The Rainbow.”

    @9 c64wood: a pop “you’re in” test?

    … anyone who wasn’t on the Malaysian airliner.

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  2. Requiring the ability to respire, procreate, or metabolize food for fuel (AKA Signs of Life) would be discriminatory. Requiring some sort of self sentience would also be discriminatory. Therefore, the minimum standard for citizenship should be.. The belief on the part of a (any) Democrat that the citizen in question exists at all in some fashion. (See registration of Kermit D. Frog, Mickey Mouse, ect ect.) Only then can you be truly inclusive.

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  3. … they must earn at least $17.00 an hour. Republicans pounced, and said “Oh, heck yes! We’ll support THAT!” Liberals backed off and said, “Wait; we didn’t mean it that way!”

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  4. …a Social Security number. But if you don’t already have one, one will be provided to you free of charge from a TEA Partier who won’t be needing it much longer, thanks to the IRS.

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