Straight Line of the Day: President Obama’s Developed a Nervous Habit. Every Time Someone Criticizes Obamacare…

Posted on June 5, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Obama’s developed a nervous habit. Every time someone criticizes Obamacare…

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21 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: President Obama’s Developed a Nervous Habit. Every Time Someone Criticizes Obamacare…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … he exhales.

  2. Gusto Smooth says:

    …he writes their name on “the list” that is forwarded to DHS, TSA, CIA, FBI, IRS, and Michelle.

    …he unfriends them on Facebook.

    …he hugs one of Malia’s teddy bears and screams into a pillow.

  3. walruskkkch says:

    President Obama’s developed a nervous habit. Every time someone criticizes Obamacare…

    he does something stupid.

  4. can of spam says:

    … he illegally releases another terrorist from Gitmo.

  5. can of spam says:

    … he shanks his next shot into the rough. So far, no one has noticed any difference.

  6. walruskkkch says:

    President Obama’s developed a nervous habit. Every time someone criticizes Obamacare…

    he smiles quietly to himself knowing that his job to destroy America is one step closer to achievement.

  7. walruskkkch says:

    President Obama’s developed a nervous habit. Every time someone criticizes Obamacare…

    he wonders if nervous habits should be included in mandatory coverage.

  8. CLIFF says:

    ….he gives himself a self prostate exam.

  9. Bob B says:

    …another angel gets wings…no, no, no – that’s a different fantasy!

  10. Bob B says:

    …an editor smiles and sharpens his spike…no, no, no – this is supposed to be about Obama…he asks Michelle, “What do I do now, mommy?”

  11. Bob B says:

    …he rolls two ball bearings in his hand, softly muttering, “You CAN keep your doctor and your plan – I proved it with geometric logic…”

  12. Burt says:

    …his heart beats.

  13. can of spam says:

    … he tosses another puppy on the grill.

  14. Chish says:

    He messes around with his nose. Forget that, he does that constantly now.

    He tweets a pic of himself. Nah, that ain’t it.

    Pocketpool!!!!!

  15. Greg says:

    he places the lotion back in the basket.

  16. Burt says:

    He advances to the next word in the rotation: “Boosh” “Obstructionist” “Climate” “Squirrel”

  17. Bob B says:

    …he call the IT guy at Healthcare.gov, saying “Make that back end bigger, BIGGER! Oh Mama!”

  18. Dohtimes says:

    …he does the only thing possible to eliminate bad news, he fires the paperboy.

    …hr re-schedules them for a mandatory Barry’em enema.

  19. Apostic says:

    9 Bob B says:
    June 5th, 2014 at 12:22 pm
    …another angel gets wings…no, no, no – that’s a different fantasy!

    Nah, that still works:

    Every time someone criticizes Obamacare, an “angel” gets his wings. Way to go Clarence Aaron.

  20. Bad Science says:

    President Obama’s developed a nervous habit. Every time someone criticizes Obamacare…
    …He tries to hide by putting his head in a bucket.
    …He turns his focusing laser on and off, hoping it might work one more time, but the batteries are dead and he lost the charger years ago.

  21. archangel says:

    …a demon gets his horns.
    …a taliban commander gets set free.

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