Straight Line of the Day: Rumors are Growing That Michelle Obama Will Run for Senate in 2016. Other Post-White House Career Options…

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Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…

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  1. Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…

    Door stop.

    Barista.

    Life coach for death row inmates.

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  2. …to eliminate moving costs, she has resolved to woo and wed the successful presidential candidate.

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  3. . . . Secretary of Nagging in the next administration

    . . . professional contestant in tofu-eating contests

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  4. Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options… and if all of those other options fail Chicago still has some communities that need organizing.

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  5. Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…

    …White House maid.

    …Bill’s next conquest followed by a book tour.

    …Hillary’s next conquest followed by a book tour.

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  6. Worf impersonator

    Shoulders consultant

    Boob belt designer

    #problemsolver

    Iowa Jim, how did you miss “Screatary of Nagriculture?”

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  7. Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…

    The All Being, master of time, space and dimensions.

    Race hustler.

    Succubus

    Amway salesperson

    Death’s apprentice.

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  8. …curing sex offenders. They just put them in a room and have Michelle walk in naked. After seeing that they never want to have sex with anyone ever again.

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  9. …rent out her booty as a seven league boot testing ground.

    …circus geek, biting the heads off of people too chicken to not let her bite their heads off.

    …search for the one armed man who owes her a leg.

    …make speeches about the last time she was proud of her country.

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  10. Chicago Bears Offensive End.
    Drywall Hanger
    Wicked Witch of the Mid-West. (Barely beats out Hillary.)
    Sasquatch Impersonator.

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  11. … Executive Director of Yoplait (pronounced “yo plate”).

    … Bond girl (Hillary grabbed up all the stocks).

    … proud part of the Public Broad Casting System.

    … developer of Hasbro ™ affirmative action figures.

    … spokeswoman for Kool-Aid: “A Punch For Fat Kids!”

    … constant Corrections officer.

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  12. (EDIT:) A previous one shoulda been “proud member of the Public Broad Caste System.” Durn it.

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  13. They could move in with the Clintons to help share expenses. It’s tough having to downsize because of unemployment.

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