Straight Line of the Day: Rumors are Growing That Michelle Obama Will Run for Senate in 2016. Other Post-White House Career Options…

Posted on June 9, 2014 12:00 pm

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Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…

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35 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Rumors are Growing That Michelle Obama Will Run for Senate in 2016. Other Post-White House Career Options…”

  1. walruskkkch says:

    Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…

    Door stop.

    Barista.

    Life coach for death row inmates.

  2. tanstaafl44 says:

    darth wookie in star wars VII

  3. Steve H says:

    … include Dog Tenderizer, Drone Target, School Lunch Taste Tester.

  4. Chish says:

    Vacation consultant

  5. c64wood says:

    …randomly providing Bigfoot sightings

  6. Bob B says:

    …include becoming Paula Deen’s sous chef.

  7. Bob B says:

    …”Reset” repairman.

  8. Eric Praline says:

    …dietician at a North Korean prison camp.

  9. Burt says:

    …to eliminate moving costs, she has resolved to woo and wed the successful presidential candidate.

  10. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . Secretary of Nagging in the next administration

    . . . professional contestant in tofu-eating contests

  11. Scott says:

    …Stamping License Plates, if there’s any justice int the world…

  12. Jimmy says:

    …Lunch Mom at a Chicago elementary school. *Shudder*

  13. Chip says:

    Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options… and if all of those other options fail Chicago still has some communities that need organizing.

  14. Burt says:

    …the realm of possibilities is endless because: http://youtu.be/-DIETlxquzY

  15. c64wood says:

    Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…

    …White House maid.

    …Bill’s next conquest followed by a book tour.

    …Hillary’s next conquest followed by a book tour.

  16. Anchorman says:

    Worf impersonator

    Shoulders consultant

    Boob belt designer

    #problemsolver

    Iowa Jim, how did you miss “Screatary of Nagriculture?”

  17. Anchorman says:

    nNvermind. I can see why.

    The teleprompter had it misspelled.

  18. FormerHostage says:

    Godzilla on the Universal Studios Tour.

  19. FormerHostage says:

    Beard for hire.

  20. walruskkkch says:

    Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…

    The All Being, master of time, space and dimensions.

    Race hustler.

    Succubus

    Amway salesperson

    Death’s apprentice.

  21. pbunyan says:

    …curing sex offenders. They just put them in a room and have Michelle walk in naked. After seeing that they never want to have sex with anyone ever again.

  22. pbunyan says:

    …Chewbacca’s mother in Star Wars, episode VII

  23. Doug says:

    Put those awesome arms and shoulders to work pounding rocks or shoveling gravel.

  24. Dohtimes says:

    …rent out her booty as a seven league boot testing ground.

    …circus geek, biting the heads off of people too chicken to not let her bite their heads off.

    …search for the one armed man who owes her a leg.

    …make speeches about the last time she was proud of her country.

  25. Doug says:

    Chicago Bears Offensive End.
    Drywall Hanger
    Wicked Witch of the Mid-West. (Barely beats out Hillary.)
    Sasquatch Impersonator.

  26. Bob B says:

    …maybe she can handle LeBron when he faces up at the top…

  27. Oppo says:

    … Executive Director of Yoplait (pronounced “yo plate”).

    … Bond girl (Hillary grabbed up all the stocks).

    … proud part of the Public Broad Casting System.

    … developer of Hasbro ™ affirmative action figures.

    … spokeswoman for Kool-Aid: “A Punch For Fat Kids!”

    … constant Corrections officer.

  28. Oppo says:

    … spokeswoman for Ray-Ban ™: “Rays!!! I ban you!!!”

  29. Oppo says:

    … running an animal farm.

  30. Oppo says:

    … pre-emptive repo agent.

    … host of reality show “Here Comes Hubby Boo-Boo.”

  31. Mike says:

    full time hashtag warrior for the down trodden!!!!!

  32. Oppo says:

    … ambassador at very large.

    … head of Make A Witch Foundation.

  33. Oppo says:

    (EDIT:) A previous one shoulda been “proud member of the Public Broad Caste System.” Durn it.

  34. frogmouth says:

    They could move in with the Clintons to help share expenses. It’s tough having to downsize because of unemployment.

  35. Writer says:

    Spokesperson for arugula.

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