Straight Line of the Day: Rumors are Growing That Michelle Obama Will Run for Senate in 2016. Other Post-White House Career Options…

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Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…

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  1. Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options… and if all of those other options fail Chicago still has some communities that need organizing.

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  2. Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…

    …White House maid.

    …Bill’s next conquest followed by a book tour.

    …Hillary’s next conquest followed by a book tour.

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  3. Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…

    The All Being, master of time, space and dimensions.

    Race hustler.

    Succubus

    Amway salesperson

    Death’s apprentice.

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  4. …rent out her booty as a seven league boot testing ground.

    …circus geek, biting the heads off of people too chicken to not let her bite their heads off.

    …search for the one armed man who owes her a leg.

    …make speeches about the last time she was proud of her country.

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  5. … Executive Director of Yoplait (pronounced “yo plate”).

    … Bond girl (Hillary grabbed up all the stocks).

    … proud part of the Public Broad Casting System.

    … developer of Hasbro ™ affirmative action figures.

    … spokeswoman for Kool-Aid: “A Punch For Fat Kids!”

    … constant Corrections officer.

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