Straight Line of the Day: The Latest Weapon to Be Added to the US Military’s Arsenal…

Posted on June 24, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The latest weapon to be added to the US military’s arsenal…

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55 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The Latest Weapon to Be Added to the US Military’s Arsenal…”

  1. zzyzx says:

    The BB gun…you can’t kill an enemy with it, but you can put his eye out.

  2. can of spam says:

    @40: ” M. Night -Vision goggles, to view unexpected twists no one else sees coming.”

    Only works well once, future attempts are erratic at best.

  3. Baalam's Jackass says:

    1. IRS bullsh!t excuse generator
    2. IRS bullsh!t excuse deflector

  4. Doug says:

    Bean bag firing shotguns. Like those issued to our border patrol personnel.

  5. HokieGomer says:

    …Up-Armored Bus Undercarraiges.

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