Straight Line of the Day: The Latest Weapon to Be Added to the US Military’s Arsenal…

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The latest weapon to be added to the US military’s arsenal…

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  1. @12

    There will be no revolution. There will be no uprisings. You got 50 years of liberal education to disarm mentally a majority of the people and the minority of the people who are smart enough to realize that while they got the guns they ain’t got overall wherewithal to win.

  2. …Obamaphones for all military personel for more better hashtag effect and likes

    …computers capable of deleting all copies of a file, including those on tape at Iron Mountain without any admin access.

  3. Of course, the complete, secret arsenal of weaponized faces includes:


    …all of which can do considerable damage to an unsuspecting enemy.

  4. The latest weapon to be added to the US military’s arsenal isn’t exactly a weapon, they’re turning the country into a 3rd world hellhole that nobody would want to invade.

    If it’s good enough for Guatemala, it’s good enough for us!


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