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The latest weapon to be added to the US military’s arsenal…

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  1. @12

    There will be no revolution. There will be no uprisings. You got 50 years of liberal education to disarm mentally a majority of the people and the minority of the people who are smart enough to realize that while they got the guns they ain’t got overall wherewithal to win.

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  2. …Obamaphones for all military personel for more better hashtag effect and likes

    …computers capable of deleting all copies of a file, including those on tape at Iron Mountain without any admin access.

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  3. Of course, the complete, secret arsenal of weaponized faces includes:

    🙂
    😀
    😉
    😎
    😛
    😮
    😡
    🙁
    😕
    😐
    😆
    😳
    😥
    😮
    👿
    😈
    :roll:

    …all of which can do considerable damage to an unsuspecting enemy.

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  4. The latest weapon to be added to the US military’s arsenal isn’t exactly a weapon, they’re turning the country into a 3rd world hellhole that nobody would want to invade.

    If it’s good enough for Guatemala, it’s good enough for us!

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