Okay, time to get this cock fight started. *puts chickens in ring, clears throat* Gentlemen, let's begin with the topic of climate change
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) June 12, 2014
*takes a bite out of crime* *spits crime out* "WHOA DOES THIS HAVE GLUTEN IN IT?"
— Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) June 12, 2014
Ninja status: startled by the beep of my microwave.
— CatherineLMK (@CatherineLMK) June 12, 2014
Q. How does a black hole maintain its figure? A. By eating light
— dan mentos (@NonCombosMentos) June 12, 2014