Archive for July, 2014

No Flukes on the Mayflower

Thursday, July 31, 2014 10:00 pm

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Grey Poupon – Director’s Cut

Thursday, July 31, 2014 9:00 pm


[Grey Poupon - The Lost Footage](Viewer #1,902,130)

[The original Grey Poupon commercial]

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Democrats Count On It

Thursday, July 31, 2014 8:00 pm

California passed a law fining people up to $500 for “wasting water”.

Wasting taxpayer money, on the other hand, will still only get you reelected.

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Card Check

Thursday, July 31, 2014 7:00 pm

Rayfan87 asks:

If I can be told “check your privilege” whatever that means, can I tell them to “check their victim card”?

I think Les of Nuking Politics has answered that question:

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Link of the Day: Satire – White House Admits Obama Listens to NSA Surveillance of American Citizens

Thursday, July 31, 2014 6:00 pm

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White House Admits Obama Listens to NSA Surveillance of American Citizens

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So Calming

Thursday, July 31, 2014 4:00 pm

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said the Obama administration has “substantially improved the tranquility of the global community”.

Mostly among our enemies who are no longer being afraid of us

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Obama Warned Us – Teamwork

Thursday, July 31, 2014 2:00 pm

“It’s lonely doing work all by myself.” — President Obama to House leadership #OpportunityForAll
@BarackObama

“So if someone could grab a hammer and smash a couple hard drives on their way out, I’d really appreciate it.”

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Straight Line of the Day: Illegal Immigrants Protested Outside the White House. President Obama…

Thursday, July 31, 2014 12:00 pm

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Illegal immigrants protested outside the White House. President Obama…

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Cartoon of the Day – Safe

Thursday, July 31, 2014 10:00 am

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[Michael Ramirez - Investor's Business Daily]

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Fluctuating Exchange Rate

Thursday, July 31, 2014 8:00 am

In Hawaii, US Marines are field-testing a robotic pack mule that can carry up to 400 pounds.

No word on how many Taliban it will be traded for if captured.

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Hillary’s Balance Sheet

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 10:00 pm

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Even if You Don’t Like Michael Bay Movies, It’s Educational

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 9:00 pm

I’m not a huge fan of Michael Bay movies, but I’ve seen some, and I found this video both enlightening and accurate.

WARNING: once you’re shown what makes a Michael Bay movie a Michael Bay movie, you will never be able to UNsee it, and it’ll jump out at you no matter WHAT movie you see it in (even in non-Bay flicks). So be aware that it can make it harder to immerse yourself in cinema.

CAUTION: contains some adult language in the movie clips

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Now THAT’S Illegal!

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 8:00 pm

Illegal immigrants are now crossing the border at designated “environmental areas” in an effort to avoid capture.

Good. Maybe they’ll step on an endangered newt & the left will finally want to do something.

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Catharsis

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 7:00 pm

Matt Walsh considers the “Check Your Privilege” meme:

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And, in the end, what have we accomplished? You assume that by the mere fact of being a Caucasian male I’m as privileged and elite as the wealthy son of an oil tycoon, and I assume that you’re an oblivious, sheltered, brainwashed, insufferable liberal college student. We both negate the other based on the caricature we’ve painted, and then we go on with our lives. This whole exchange proves utterly pointless, but at least we get to stay in our comfort zones where our ideological opponents are narrow and manageable categories, rather than dynamic and uncontainable individuals.

But I guess that is the point, isn’t it? The ‘white male privilege’ shtick wasn’t invented to foster a dialogue, it was invented to suppress it. You tell someone to ‘check their privilege’ because you want to discount everything they just said. It’s a Get Out of Thinking card. It allows you to push wide swaths of people into a nice little box labeled ‘privileged’ and summarily disqualify every thought and idea they bring to the table.

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More here, but there’s some rough language ahead.

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Link of the Day: Satire – Obama Extends Benefits to Non-Government Workers

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 6:00 pm

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Obama Extends Benefits to Non-Government Workers

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Wisdom of the Day: Job Depends Celebrities Spider

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 5:00 pm

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Starring Ashton Kutcher

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 4:00 pm

The Border Patrol reports that illegal immigrants are coming in with diseases “we haven’t seen in decades”.

Expect a new documentary about it, “That 70s Cough”.

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Obama Warned Us – Revolution

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 2:00 pm

“I want to make sure the next revolution in manufacturing is happening right here in America.” —President Obama #OpportunityForAll
@BarackObama

“I call it ‘buying Chinese'”.

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Straight Line of the Day: In New York City, Spiderman Was Arrested for…

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 12:00 pm

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In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…

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Cartoon of the Day

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 10:00 am

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[Michael Ramirez - Investor's Business Daily]

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