No Flukes on the Mayflower

(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

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Grey Poupon – Director’s Cut


[Grey Poupon – The Lost Footage](Viewer #1,902,130)

[The original Grey Poupon commercial]

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Democrats Count On It

California passed a law fining people up to $500 for “wasting water”.

Wasting taxpayer money, on the other hand, will still only get you reelected.

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Card Check

Rayfan87 asks:

If I can be told “check your privilege” whatever that means, can I tell them to “check their victim card”?

I think Les of Nuking Politics has answered that question:

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Link of the Day: Satire – White House Admits Obama Listens to NSA Surveillance of American Citizens

[High Praise! to The Daily Rash]

White House Admits Obama Listens to NSA Surveillance of American Citizens

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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So Calming

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said the Obama administration has “substantially improved the tranquility of the global community”.

Mostly among our enemies who are no longer being afraid of us

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Obama Warned Us – Teamwork

“It’s lonely doing work all by myself.” — President Obama to House leadership #OpportunityForAll
@BarackObama

“So if someone could grab a hammer and smash a couple hard drives on their way out, I’d really appreciate it.”

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Straight Line of the Day: Illegal Immigrants Protested Outside the White House. President Obama…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Illegal immigrants protested outside the White House. President Obama…

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Cartoon of the Day – Safe

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[Michael Ramirez – Investor’s Business Daily]

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Fluctuating Exchange Rate

In Hawaii, US Marines are field-testing a robotic pack mule that can carry up to 400 pounds.

No word on how many Taliban it will be traded for if captured.

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