Archive for July, 2014

You’re Not Helping

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Power Sander – Time Lapse – Forward & Reverse

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 9:00 pm

It’s a little like the wood grain video, but after two pieces of wood, they move on to other objects. I liked the AC power supply transformer best.


[Verschleif 4k] (Viewer #160,054)

From the comments, this appears to be the English translation of the description:

“With an edge sander, half a millimeter is sanded off each work piece (wood, walnut, transformer, skull or analogue camera) and photographed. About 650 photos are made into a short film, which contrasts the inner structure of nature and technology.”

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That’s One Way to Make It

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 8:00 pm

In a recent speech, President Obama said “what makes us American is not just circumstances of birth”.

Yes, there’s also Democrats pushing for amnesty.

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Could Obama Have Gotten Elected Like This?

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Basic Instructions]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Inspired By a Dilbert Cartoon!

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]

Slightly Larger Worlds – Part 2

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Wisdom of the Day: Starbucks Feminists Word KKK

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 5:00 pm

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They’re Practically a Health Food

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 4:00 pm

In New York, a man was arrested for smuggling $55 million dollars worth of untaxed cigarettes.

Why all the fuss? Cigarettes are trans-fat free.

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Obama Warned Us – Protection

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 2:00 pm

Thanks to health care reform, expecting families have the protection they deserve.
@BarackObama

“Aside, of course, from protection from sudden, catastrophic unemployment due to Obamacare-induced employer-collapse. Good luck raising kids working 30 hours a week!”

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Straight Line of the Day: Former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney’s First Act As Apple’s New PR Guy…

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney’s first act as Apple’s new PR guy

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Cartoon of the Day – Difference

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 10:00 am

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[Steve Kelley - GoComics]

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Random Thoughts: Obama, FOX News, and Robocop

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 9:00 am

Read through the 1st pass for the layout of my Punch Your Inner Hippie book. You guys are so lucky you’re going to get to read it.

We need like a leader of the free world.

Maybe if we were a better country Obama would be more interested in helping us.

Is “Money good” a mission or a vision statement?

People should be less angry at FOX News and more angry and the horribly biased left-wing news that spawned it from necessity.

Where do I go to protest if I don’t think enough of Hamas is being killed?

You watch the original Robocop movie, you think, “Wow. They were pretty optimistic about the future of Detroit.”

What corporation would buy Detroit now? Not even Yahoo would buy it.

If you’re wondering what president’s up to, I’m friends with him on Facebook and it’s just constant requests for more lives on Candy Crush.

I thought that Robocop joke had to have been done before, which is a sign of either a really good joke or that you stole it.

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And No One’s More Bitter Than Michelle

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 8:00 am

Complaining about opponents of her school lunch rules, Michelle Obama said “I’m going to fight until the bitter end”

And she’ll win, too, since her enemies will all pass out from hunger.

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All the Things President Obama Doesn’t Know

Monday, July 21, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to American Digest]

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Weird Al’s Word Crimes

Monday, July 21, 2014 9:00 pm

I enjoyed this video because it makes me feel not alone in my grammarian-based peevery.


["Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes] (Viewer #6,124,017)

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Seems Fair

Monday, July 21, 2014 8:00 pm

A new report castigates the BBC for giving equal air time to “climate change deniers”.

Probably mad at the actual temperature record for the same reason.

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This Is How Science! Works

Monday, July 21, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Link of the Day: Satire – High Court: Cops Can’t Search Cellphone, Must Ask NSA

Monday, July 21, 2014 6:00 pm

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High Court: Cops Can’t Search Cellphone, Must Ask NSA

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Wisdom of the Day: Gum Joker Fast Issues Stones

Monday, July 21, 2014 5:00 pm

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Either Or

Monday, July 21, 2014 4:00 pm

Commenting on Obama’s ignoring of the border crisis, Rick Perry said Obama was “either inept or doesn’t care”.

I disagree with Perry’s assessment. The two aren’t mutually exclusive.

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Obama Warned Us – Make Your Own

Monday, July 21, 2014 2:00 pm

RT if you agree: Women deserve to make personal health care decisions for themselves. #NotMyBossBusiness
@BarackObama

“Unless they’re, you know, a co-dependent moronic nanny-suckler like Julia“.

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