Archive for July, 2014
It’s a little like the wood grain video, but after two pieces of wood, they move on to other objects. I liked the AC power supply transformer best.
[Verschleif 4k] (Viewer #160,054)
From the comments, this appears to be the English translation of the description:
“With an edge sander, half a millimeter is sanded off each work piece (wood, walnut, transformer, skull or analogue camera) and photographed. About 650 photos are made into a short film, which contrasts the inner structure of nature and technology.”
In a recent speech, President Obama said “what makes us American is not just circumstances of birth”.
Yes, there’s also Democrats pushing for amnesty.
Starbucks barista, looking at name on cup 'Americano here for uh,Sarah? Zaurah? Sara? Zara? Saurah?' *great blazing eye turns in the crowd*
— village fetish (@botandy) July 21, 2014
The only people who objectify women more than feminists are teenaged boys.
— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) July 21, 2014
Just saved a Word document that only has “The” written on it I guess because I was afraid Word was going to crash and I’d lose it.
— Tyler Schmall (@tylerschmall) July 21, 2014
For teenage girls, KKK means I agree I agree I agree.
— Jason Lastname (@JasonLastname) July 22, 2014
In New York, a man was arrested for smuggling $55 million dollars worth of untaxed cigarettes.
Why all the fuss? Cigarettes are trans-fat free.
Thanks to health care reform, expecting families have the protection they deserve.
“Aside, of course, from protection from sudden, catastrophic unemployment due to Obamacare-induced employer-collapse. Good luck raising kids working 30 hours a week!”
Straight Line of the Day: Former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney’s First Act As Apple’s New PR Guy…Tuesday, July 22, 2014 12:00 pm
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney’s first act as Apple’s new PR guy…
Read through the 1st pass for the layout of my Punch Your Inner Hippie book. You guys are so lucky you’re going to get to read it.
We need like a leader of the free world.
Maybe if we were a better country Obama would be more interested in helping us.
Is “Money good” a mission or a vision statement?
People should be less angry at FOX News and more angry and the horribly biased left-wing news that spawned it from necessity.
Where do I go to protest if I don’t think enough of Hamas is being killed?
You watch the original Robocop movie, you think, “Wow. They were pretty optimistic about the future of Detroit.”
What corporation would buy Detroit now? Not even Yahoo would buy it.
If you’re wondering what president’s up to, I’m friends with him on Facebook and it’s just constant requests for more lives on Candy Crush.
I thought that Robocop joke had to have been done before, which is a sign of either a really good joke or that you stole it.
Complaining about opponents of her school lunch rules, Michelle Obama said “I’m going to fight until the bitter end”
And she’ll win, too, since her enemies will all pass out from hunger.
I enjoyed this video because it makes me feel not alone in my grammarian-based peevery.
["Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes] (Viewer #6,124,017)
A new report castigates the BBC for giving equal air time to “climate change deniers”.
Probably mad at the actual temperature record for the same reason.
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Very nervous to use the bathroom because i ate twenty-five sticks of gum exactly 7 years ago tonight
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) July 6, 2014
Batman! The Joker escaped from Arkham Asylum again! We forgot to lock the doors and most of the guards are cats
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) July 18, 2014
COP: do u kno how fast u were going ME: no COP: me neither. can i hav my radar gun back now ME: …um…. COP: cmon man ME: no *speeds away*
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 20, 2014
Never trust a man who steals all your stuff and murders your entire family. He's obviously got "issues."
— Damon Hunzeker (@DamonHunzeker) July 20, 2014
people in regular houses shouldn't throw stones either for what it's worth
— k e e t (@KeetPotato) July 20, 2014
Commenting on Obama’s ignoring of the border crisis, Rick Perry said Obama was “either inept or doesn’t care”.
I disagree with Perry’s assessment. The two aren’t mutually exclusive.