California passed a law fining people up to $500 for “wasting water”.
Wasting taxpayer money, on the other hand, will still only get you reelected.
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White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said the Obama administration has “substantially improved the tranquility of the global community”.
Mostly among our enemies who are no longer being afraid of us
“It’s lonely doing work all by myself.” — President Obama to House leadership #OpportunityForAll
“So if someone could grab a hammer and smash a couple hard drives on their way out, I’d really appreciate it.”
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Illegal immigrants protested outside the White House. President Obama…
In Hawaii, US Marines are field-testing a robotic pack mule that can carry up to 400 pounds.
No word on how many Taliban it will be traded for if captured.