Archive for July, 2014

Hillary’s Balance Sheet

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 10:00 pm

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Even if You Don’t Like Michael Bay Movies, It’s Educational

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 9:00 pm

I’m not a huge fan of Michael Bay movies, but I’ve seen some, and I found this video both enlightening and accurate.

WARNING: once you’re shown what makes a Michael Bay movie a Michael Bay movie, you will never be able to UNsee it, and it’ll jump out at you no matter WHAT movie you see it in (even in non-Bay flicks). So be aware that it can make it harder to immerse yourself in cinema.

CAUTION: contains some adult language in the movie clips

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Now THAT’S Illegal!

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 8:00 pm

Illegal immigrants are now crossing the border at designated “environmental areas” in an effort to avoid capture.

Good. Maybe they’ll step on an endangered newt & the left will finally want to do something.

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Catharsis

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 7:00 pm

Matt Walsh considers the “Check Your Privilege” meme:

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And, in the end, what have we accomplished? You assume that by the mere fact of being a Caucasian male I’m as privileged and elite as the wealthy son of an oil tycoon, and I assume that you’re an oblivious, sheltered, brainwashed, insufferable liberal college student. We both negate the other based on the caricature we’ve painted, and then we go on with our lives. This whole exchange proves utterly pointless, but at least we get to stay in our comfort zones where our ideological opponents are narrow and manageable categories, rather than dynamic and uncontainable individuals.

But I guess that is the point, isn’t it? The ‘white male privilege’ shtick wasn’t invented to foster a dialogue, it was invented to suppress it. You tell someone to ‘check their privilege’ because you want to discount everything they just said. It’s a Get Out of Thinking card. It allows you to push wide swaths of people into a nice little box labeled ‘privileged’ and summarily disqualify every thought and idea they bring to the table.

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More here, but there’s some rough language ahead.

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Link of the Day: Satire – Obama Extends Benefits to Non-Government Workers

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 6:00 pm

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Obama Extends Benefits to Non-Government Workers

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Wisdom of the Day: Job Depends Celebrities Spider

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 5:00 pm

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Starring Ashton Kutcher

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 4:00 pm

The Border Patrol reports that illegal immigrants are coming in with diseases “we haven’t seen in decades”.

Expect a new documentary about it, “That 70s Cough”.

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Obama Warned Us – Revolution

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 2:00 pm

“I want to make sure the next revolution in manufacturing is happening right here in America.” —President Obama #OpportunityForAll
@BarackObama

“I call it ‘buying Chinese’”.

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Straight Line of the Day: In New York City, Spiderman Was Arrested for…

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 12:00 pm

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In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…

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Cartoon of the Day

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 10:00 am

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[Michael Ramirez - Investor's Business Daily]

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Random Thoughts: Impeachment, Parental Neglect, and Jesse Ventura

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 9:00 am

WH:”GOP not mentioning it, but discussing impeachment secretly. Saw some go into room that was for men only. Prolly to discuss impeachment.”

I believe we can get Hamas to agree to a ceasefire if they are all dead.

So basically all our parents would be arrested for neglect by today’s standards.

DSCC is sending out 2 mailers:
One to Dems: “GOP thinking of impeaching Obama!”
One to Republicans: “You should think of impeaching Obama.”

2008: “Hope and change!”
2014: “Maybe I can bait the Republicans into impeaching me to halt my cratering popularity.”

Did you know that Barack HUSSEIN Obama has never specifically promised to not murder all Americans?

Can’t another Navy SEAL punch Jesse Ventura in the face to make sure the story is true?

It’s nice how Hulu lets you choose which ad experience you prefer just like Zuul let the Ghostbusters choose their destroyer.

Did you know that the Germans have fifty words for “scowl” but no word for “happy”?

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The Two Aren’t Always Mutually Exclusive

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 8:00 am

During a stop in Texas, President Obama said “there’s a fine line between creativity and bad judgment”.

Although in Obama’s case, it’s more of a brick wall, and guess which side he’s stuck on.

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The Best Things to Come Out of Mexico: Wrestling and Tacos

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 9:00 pm


[The legend of the flying tomato]

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Turned the Hook & Ladder Into a Low-Rider

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 8:00 pm

Nancy Pelosi said that deporting illegal immigrants would be like “sending them back into a burning building”.

Nancy’s solution: let them live in the fire station.

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Practical Advice

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 7:00 pm

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Link of the Day: Beware of Discrimination

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 6:00 pm

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2012 Sorta Fresh – January

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Wisdom of the Day: Skiing Monkey Wine Coffee

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 5:00 pm

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Was Data Integrity a Measure?

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 4:00 pm

During a recent speech, President Obama said “by almost every measure, we are better off than when I took office”.

And he’s got the numbers to prove it! Except they were on a hard drive that just crashed…

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Obama Warned Us – The Cost

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 2:00 pm

“When you are in traffic congestion because of poor planning and infrastructure, that’s a cost to you.” — President Obama #RebuildAmerica
@BarackObama

“Shelling out to featherbed pampered construction unions is MUCH cheaper.”

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Straight Line of the Day: To Help Democrats in the 2014 Elections, Michelle Obama…

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

To help Democrats in the 2014 elections, Michelle Obama…

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