Didya hear? Jay Carney is being considered for a new job. Spokesman for Apple.
Yes, that Jay Carney. Barack Obama’s own Baghdad Bob, Jay Carney. Former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney. That’s the one.
That’s not really what I want to hear. But, I’m sure some Apple bashers will love it. So, go ahead.
First, let me tell you that I’m not one of the Apple bashers. I’m typing this up on my MacBook Pro (my second Apple laptop), with my iPhone 5s (my third iPhone) and iPad Air (my second iPad) nearby. Oh, and the TV screen is showing content from my Apple TV (my second). So, no, I’m not an Apple basher. But, the Cupertino Kids are opening themselves up for it now. So now, go ahead. Bash away.
Let me offer a couple of topics, to try to direct this thing. Who would be a “better” head of PR than Jay Carney? Or, just as bad? Like Tommy Flanagen? The Jon Lovitz character, not that actor with the similar name, although maybe him, too.
Or Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf? You know him as Baghdad Bob.
Perhaps other suggestions for positions at Apple? If Jay Carney is a good fit, who else would be?