Everybody With His Condition Has This Problem

Posted on July 7, 2014 4:00 pm

In Houston, a former Marine has spent the last 2 months trying to convince the Department of Veterans Affairs that he’s not dead.

Even more annoying: the DNC won’t stop sending him “welcome to the Party” letters.

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8 Responses to “Everybody With His Condition Has This Problem”

  1. Oppo says:

    One possible tack:

    “Really? My Congressman and Senator will be asking the Secretary of Veterans’ Affairs to lay a wreath on this brave Marine’s grave. Can you direct us to it?”

  2. walruskkkch says:

    Want to convince them you’re alive? Stop paying your taxes.

  3. c64wood says:

    Once they figure out he’s not dead, they’ll cancel his voter registration.

  4. Oppo says:

    … and, of course, requiring him to produce any form of ID would be an unfair burden, and possibly racist, right, Democrats?

    That would be tantamount to depriving him of his VA rights — right?

  5. Oppo says:

    Sounds like a perfect story for Rush Limbo.

  6. Oppo says:

    Hey Basil — that would make this marine part of the greatest regeneration.

  7. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Why doesn’t he just say his name is Juan Valdez and demand free everything?

  8. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    *it’s not like you have to prove who you really are.

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