Happy birthday, Sarah K!

Posted on July 19, 2014 9:35 am

It’s Sarah K’s birthday. And she’s…

Well, now do I want to go with jokes about age? No. But, I do think it’s kinda funny about how women get all hot and bothered about jokes about age. Even hot women. Only they get hotter, but in not the good way.

Maybe we could offer suggestions for things for Frank J to do, since husbands never know what to get the wife for their birthday. But how many times can you do that?

So, what do you do? Offer a simple “Happy Birthday” and go on? Well, yeah, that would probably be best.

So, happy birthday, Sarah K.

[Note: If the rest of you want to crack age jokes, go ahead. Although Sarah K is quite capable of stopping you from having your next birthday, so be careful. Maybe you should go with lame gift suggestions for Frank J.]

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14 Responses to “Happy birthday, Sarah K!”

  1. Iowa Jim says:

    Happy Birthday, Sarah K!

    Frank, be nice to her today – even nicer than you are the rest of the time.

  2. jw says:

    It’s Sarah K’s birthday. And she’s…

    older?

  3. Jimmy says:

    How old ARE you?

  4. Veeshir says:

    Happy Birthday SarahK!
    And many more.

    I have a foolproof system for guessing a woman’s age.

    You figure out how old she is, then subtract 5 years, then subtract 2 more and then, this is the important part, you keep your mouth shut.

    It works every time.

  5. Jimmy says:

    ♫ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
    ♫ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
    ♫ ♪∙ ♪ ♪ ♫∙
    ♫ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ !

    We need family pictures!

    Hey, I’m a grandpa now and have turned into a sentimental old fool.

  6. Doug says:

    Happy Birthday, SarahK!
    I hope FrankJ got you something that you really wanted for your birthday and not the latest video game… that he wanted.

  7. Doug says:

    Today is also the Pope’s birthday. Maybe you guys could all get together. He will bless your family but don’t count on him springing for lunch.

  8. Burt says:

    Happy Birthday SarahK! I still treasure the box that you autographed for me when you shipped me my copies of “The Chronicles of W” in. I haven’t had it appraised on Antiques Roadshow yet, but that is on my Bucket List.

  9. Dohtimes says:

    I have it on good authority that birthdays are at least a year older than Sarah K. Unless she is fibbing about her age. In that case I was not misinformed. Happy Birthday, and more of the many blessings that have already come your way, through faith and family and being such a cool chick.

  10. zzyzx says:

    Tanjobi omedeto gozaimasu.

  11. Bad Science says:

    Happy birthday SahahK!
    Some women like to be surprised with flowers. Although if SarahK still has Mr. Shiny, she might like it better if Frank cleaned that without being asked when they are finished at the firing range a few times.

  12. Mr. Right says:

    Happy Birthday, Sarah!

  13. willy says:

    Start numbering the birthdays in hexadecimal.

    What woman wouldn’t prefer being 0x20 instead of 32?

  14. 4of7 says:

    Maybe rubber boots, an umbrella, a snow shovel and a new set of thermal underwear to cope with all this global warming that’s going around?
    Happy Birthday, SarahK!

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