I’ve Wanted One of These Since the First Time I Saw the Show

Posted on July 8, 2014 9:00 pm

[1.3 Watt 445 Phaser.mpg] (Viewer #26,907)

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10 Responses to “I’ve Wanted One of These Since the First Time I Saw the Show”

  1. 5of7 says:

    That beam looks solid enough to walk on. Awesome! As far as lethality goes, however, I’d still prefer my ‘Christmas Story’ Red Ryder BB gun. You could blind someone with that light, but I could shoot their eye out!

  2. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Set Phasers to balloon.

    In the creation of Star Trek Gene Roddenberry wrote the future society as a utopia. There is no need for money, there is no hunger and there is little to no violence inside of the Federation. I understand that there are weapons still – that doesn’t seem contradictory to a Utopian society. Why is there a kill setting on phasers though? In a society that has advanced in all aspects, why would there be a need or desire to have a kill setting on a phaser? A setting that will immediately disintegrate anyone it hits. It seems not only counter to the society but completely unnecessary.

    Now I am aware that it is used many times in different episodes as the only solution to certain problems but despite that I wonder why it’s even a necessity. Some other solution may have worked just as well, but using the kill setting was easier. Also there seems to be nothing keeping anyone at all from getting a phaser and setting it to kill. Considering all of the different species and races they encounter it seems to go against the Prime Directive to even use the kill setting on a phaser. So why does that setting exist?

    Someone needs to punch this guy in his hippie face

  3. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    This guy

  4. Oppo says:

    He really shouldn’t take that thing out of the frame in the beginning. Makes people think he might be pulling some skullduggery. It appears he’s not.

  5. viking says:

    I need this………

  6. tinman says:

    * heavy breathing *

  7. Anchorman says:

    What show and how to I guild one?

  8. Harvey says:

    @7 Anchorman – it looks like he took a 1996 classic phaser toy:


    And stuffed a laser pointer into it.

    You can still find the phasers on Amazon:


    The how-to part? Ask the internet…

  9. CCO says:

    But, the Navy is working on the real McCoy.

  10. Sharky says:

    I still want a fully functional model built into the headlights of my car. Would make traffic congestion much easier to handle.

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