Obama Warned Us – Motto

Posted on July 23, 2014 2:00 pm

“Do something. That’s my big motto for Congress right now.” —President Obama #RebuildAmerica

“My small motto: impeachment isn’t ‘something’.”

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17 Responses to “Obama Warned Us – Motto”

  1. Fly says:

    gridlock is a great feature of government, not a bug.

    Frank J for President and all of Congress, too!

  2. Jimmy says:

    I agree, Fly, Frank J. would make a great “dictator.”

    Press: “What are you going to do, Mr. Frank J.?”

    Frank J.: “Nothing. Do it yourself.”

    Press: “But the people don’t know how!”

    Frank J.: “Too bad. Grow up.”

  3. Oppo says:

    Press: “What do you think of the situation in Albania?”

    Frank J.: “None of your business.”

    Press: “Can you comment on the domestic economy?”

    Frank J.: “Give me five bucks and I will.”

  4. Jimmy says:

    Press: “Mr. President, are you going to blame the previous administration for this?”

    Frank J.: “Nope. I’m going to blame you.”

    Press: “But why? We didn’t do anything!”

    Frank J.: “That’s right. You didn’t do your jobs.”

    Press: “But, Mr. President…”

    Frank J.: “Get out. Now.”

  5. jw says:

    Press: “What do you think about the War on Women?”

    Frank J.: “Go make me a sammich.”

  6. Oppo says:

    Write-in vote for Jimmy for “Promoted Comment”!

  7. Jimmy says:

    Press: “Mr. President, what do you think of Muslims exterminating Christians in Africa?”

    Frank J.: “Get off my planet.”

    Press: “Are you talking about me?”

    Frank J.: “Are you Muslim?”

  8. Oppo says:

    Press: “What did you know, and when did you know it?”

    Frank J.: “Kind of a broad question, don’t you think?”

    *notices reporter is woman*

    *continues playing video game*

    ” . . . but, since you asked, I’ve got two answers: Girls are different from boys. Second Grade. Next??”

  9. Jimmy says:

    Press: “Mr. President, your proposed Federal budget reductions will cause massive layoffs.”

    Frank J.: “Too bad. Let them pump gas in stupid states.”

    Press: “And which states are those, sir?”

    Frank J.: “What state are you from?”

  10. Oppo says:

    Press: “Mr. President, why do you keep quoting the lyrics:
    ‘Doo Doo Doo Doo; Dah Dah Dah Dah;
    That’s all I want to say to you’?”

    Frank J.: “Well, first off, I think there’s no question that The Police acted stupidly…”

  11. zzyzx says:

    I think the congress should take the presidents advice. I suggest that from now on they do as he does during an emergency, be it domestic or international. Go on a fund raising tour, after all that’s “doing something” isn’t it? Got people poring across our southern boarders? No problem…do something, go on a fund raising tour! The middle east is falling apart, the Russians are shooting down airliners…who cares? You Mr. Congressman can still take deceive action by ignoring the problem and concentrating on more important issues…like your constant need for more campain funds. You too can show your utter distane for major domestic or international problems by fearlessly going on a fund raising tour just like the president does. Show the country just how calm, collected, and ultra cool you are in the face of adversity. Do as the president does in such cases…go raise some funds. After all that’s doing something.

  12. Oppo says:

    Press: “Mr. President, you’re award that the Chinese celebrate the lunar new year?”

    Frank J.: ” Yeah — they did.”

  13. Oppo says:

    (“award” = “aware.” Fat fingers, not spellcheck.)

  14. Jimmy says:

    Press: “Mr. President, many people have commented on social media that they don’t like your sense of humor.”

    Frank J.: “Well, we in the White House do not have a sense of humor that we’re aware of.”

    Press: “Do you think that could be the problem?”

    Frank J.: “No, but funny you should ask.”

  15. Les says:

    +5 for the comment thread alone.

  16. Dohtimes says:

    Press: Mr. President, can you clarify your statement that the only good terrorist is a dead terrorist?

    Frank J.: Bang!!! Bang!!! Bang!!!


  17. Jimmy says:

    Secretary: “Mr. President, Hippies in Seattle are very upset about your punching remark.”

    Frank J.: “Are they here?”

    Secretary: “They sent some representatives, yes sir.”

    Frank J.: “Send them in.”

    *Flappa Blappa*

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