Out of Control

Posted on July 17, 2014 4:00 pm

A New York school expelled an 8-year-old student for threatening other kids with a paper gun.

Seems like an overreaction. It’s not like he nibble-sculpted a Pop-Tart or something.

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14 Responses to “Out of Control”

  1. DamnCat says:

    Overreaction? Hardly! It was a paper Derringer!!!!11!

  2. Oppo says:

    “Nibble-sculpted” — hey, Harvey may have coined a new phrase, there!

    Sure, I’ve champutated a few gingerbread men in my time, and bitesected a Hershey bar or two, but “nibble-sculpted” needs to be in the next dictionary.

  3. jw says:

    but it was extended capacity magazine paper!!

  4. Iowa Jim says:

    @3 – so it was an assault weapon!

  5. Oppo says:

    High-capacity? You mean it was ream-fire?

    “Ahmo foolscap yo ass.”

  6. Oppo says:

    That kid was O.G. — Origami Gangsta.

  7. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Obviously you people have never suffered a serious paper cut, I’m glad to hear they him out before he was able to carry out his plan. I bet he had pencils and rubber bands too, coulda been another Columbine!

  8. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    *took him out

  9. Oppo says:

    @No_Mo_Bama: Took him out before he graduated to Columbinders.

  10. Oppo says:

    It’s a short step from looseleaf to loose cannon; from notepad to manpad…a post-it apocalyptic vision…

  11. DamnCat says:

    @ #5 – good one, Oppo!

  12. Oppo says:

    Yay! High praise indeed!

    Thanks

  13. Anonymiss says:

    You guys make me smile. :)

  14. Jimmy says:

    That’s because they’re a bunch of wild and crazy guys.

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