Out of Control

A New York school expelled an 8-year-old student for threatening other kids with a paper gun.

Seems like an overreaction. It’s not like he nibble-sculpted a Pop-Tart or something.

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  1. “Nibble-sculpted” — hey, Harvey may have coined a new phrase, there!

    Sure, I’ve champutated a few gingerbread men in my time, and bitesected a Hershey bar or two, but “nibble-sculpted” needs to be in the next dictionary.

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  2. Obviously you people have never suffered a serious paper cut, I’m glad to hear they him out before he was able to carry out his plan. I bet he had pencils and rubber bands too, coulda been another Columbine!

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  3. It’s a short step from looseleaf to loose cannon; from notepad to manpad…a post-it apocalyptic vision…

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