Yeah, the ones with three settings on the safety–safe, fire, and rock ‘n’ roll.
(That’s actually legal under federal law at present, if you have a federal firearm collector’s license; of course, then you have to buy the ammo. Come to think of it, due to the consumable nation of contraceptives (for the most part), it’s more like buying ammo.)
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