Imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever. But that face has government-guaranteed health care. #ProgressiveUtopia
So how much will the new Thor get paid by the Avengers versus what they paid the previous one?
I’m a regular Houdini when it comes to Chinese finger traps.
“Anyone think Obama was a bit hyped in 2008? Not saying I regret my vote, but I’m pretty disappointed.” -Biden, probably
“Mr. President, a passenger plane was shot down over Ukraine.”
“That’s awful! Was anyone on it supposed to attend one of my fundraisers?”
To make things even more progressive, girl-Thor and black Captain America are going to gay marry each other.
Q. What do you call a zucchini that grows underwater?
People understand big comic book change ups are temporary, right? The only thing more unstoppable in comics than Superman is status quo.
Remember when Dick Grayson was Batman for like two years? No. We already forgot that.
“We will successfully land a rocket on Israel and bring no one back alive.” -Palestinian JFK
We Americans aren’t as tough as we used to be, but still most kids can build basic wood cabin and survive for days in the wilds of Minecraft.