Random Thoughts: Israel, Minecraft, and World Cup

Posted on July 14, 2014 9:00 am

I’m guessing hearing about the GOP Convention was the tipping point for LeBron.

People are firing missiles into Israel and there is some sort of debate whether to murder the crap out of those people? I don’t get that.

If people are firing missiles into your country, it’s irresponsible to not murder the crap out of them.

Minecraft for iOS finally got the infinite worlds update. I had no interest in it without that.

I bought Minecraft for PC back when it was in alpha. Tell today’s kids that and they’ll act like you worked on the Apollo missions.

Once on a plane I sat next to a guy who worked on the Apollo missions (the unused escape system). That was awesome.

If Palestinians hunted down and murdered the crap out of people firing rockets at Israel, Israel wouldn’t have to.

What’s the best case scenario the guys firing rockets at Israel are hoping for? They’ll hit weak spot and it’ll blow up like the Death Star?

Finally listened to the song “MacArthur Park.” It is unbelievably awful. Could only get through two instances of the chorus.

I don’t care how long they took to bake it; I could not take it.

How in the world did that hit number 2 in the late 60s? Drugs doesn’t even explain it.

I just can’t imagine any state of mind where I could take that song seriously.

Wait, the guy singing that awful MacArthur Park song is Dumbledore? Man, that song baffles me on so many levels.

We’re to the best teams of the World Cup, so we’re now watching the very best players not score goals.

That was the last game of the World Cup? But I wasn’t done making fun of soccer!

Whoops. I got kickboxing confused with box-kicking. I’m a champion box-kicker.

Realized I need to hunt down original edition of Star Wars movies before daughter old enough to watch them or she’ll never hear “Yub Nub.”

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8 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Israel, Minecraft, and World Cup”

  1. c64wood says:

    Realized I need to hunt down original edition of Star Wars movies before daughter old enough to watch them or she’ll never hear “Yub Nub.

    That and she’ll never see that Han really did shoot first.

  2. jw says:

    once, in a hospital lobby, i talked with the guy who who assembled the engine for the lunar lander. that was awesome.

  3. Ernie Loco says:

    Realized I need to hunt down original edition of Star Wars movies before daughter old enough to watch them or she’ll never hear “Yub Nub.”

    Got my original copies on VHS, and I’m never letting them go. I need to transfer those to digital before the tape starts to degrade.

    Or LucasFilms could just release the originals on DVD; you know there’s a huge market for that. Maybe that will actually happen now that Disney owns it instead of that ***hole George Lucas.

  4. CrabbyOldBat says:

    If people are firing missiles into your country, it’s irresponsible to not murder the crap out of them.
    ***
    What’s the best case scenario the guys firing rockets at Israel are hoping for? They’ll hit [a] weak spot and it’ll blow up like the Death Star?

    They are hoping that Israel will retaliate and people will condemn that as “murder” (the unlawful killing of a human being) rather than self-defense (the lawful killing of a human being). Every state surrounding Israel routinely shouts “Death to Israel!” and gets a pass; Israel resolves “Death to the militants slaughtering our children!” and routinely is accused of genocide. Keeping the press well-supplied with photos of weeping Palestinians sobbing over the bodies of family members “murdered” by Israel is important to the narrative.

  5. Dohtimes says:

    Poor Frank, born to late to revel in the glory of the 70′s disco rampage across the world when Donna Summer’s version of MacArthur Park made it to number one. The worst song ever plus disco!!! The Russkies thought they had won.

  6. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Two fertile (in their “culture”, anyone over 10) 3rd word invaders can do way more damage than a crappy terrorist missile.

  7. 4of7 says:

    Maybe that’s the secret!
    Each lice ridden little urchin lurchin’ across the border is a biological WMD!
    Did anyone see World War Z?

  8. Bryan says:

    The Donna Summer version from the 70′s is better.

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