Read through the 1st pass for the layout of my Punch Your Inner Hippie book. You guys are so lucky you’re going to get to read it.
We need like a leader of the free world.
Maybe if we were a better country Obama would be more interested in helping us.
Is “Money good” a mission or a vision statement?
People should be less angry at FOX News and more angry and the horribly biased left-wing news that spawned it from necessity.
Where do I go to protest if I don’t think enough of Hamas is being killed?
You watch the original Robocop movie, you think, “Wow. They were pretty optimistic about the future of Detroit.”
What corporation would buy Detroit now? Not even Yahoo would buy it.
If you’re wondering what president’s up to, I’m friends with him on Facebook and it’s just constant requests for more lives on Candy Crush.
I thought that Robocop joke had to have been done before, which is a sign of either a really good joke or that you stole it.