Random Thoughts: Palestinians, Coffee, and Female Superheroes

Posted on July 28, 2014 9:00 am

Palestinian leaders are calling for a “day of rage.” Great idea. That’s the problem with the Middle East: not enough rage.

How about instead of a “day of rage” they do a “day of not stupid”?

Went to get coffee, but forgot to bring my coffee mug. That’s the sort of poor thinking that happens before you have coffee.

Did you know there are people who don’t drink coffee? They are the people who are tired and stupid all day long.

Hans Gruber wrote a lot of the Obamacare bill? Can’t say I’m surprised.

So has Hamas ever tried to coherently explain what they hope to achieve by launching rockets at Israel?

PHASE 1: Launch rockets at Israeli civilians
PHASE 2: ???
PHASE 3: Palestinian statehood!

My name was plagiarized from my dad’s name.

I guess I’m for female superheroes like Wonder Woman, but what if saving the world involves math?

My tip for modern, female superheroes: pants. If you’re going to save the world, wear some pants.

A lot of female superheroes dress like saving the world has a bathing suit competition.

Holy. Look at this giant, 3-star review of my book that I don’t even think once mentions my book (I only scanned it).

Just marvel at the insanity that thinking writing a giant rant about “tea-baggers” in a random Amazon review was a great use of time.

I guess I don’t know what it’s like to think you have something to say but no place to say it where it will be paid attention to.

Well, I guess I did when I first started a blog back in 2002. But it didn’t take long to find an audience because I’m awesome.

I always roll my eyes when Chief Sitting Bull tells a joke; they’re all so maizey.

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13 Responses to “Random Thoughts: Palestinians, Coffee, and Female Superheroes”

  1. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    How ironic, people who rant about the tea party (who, among other things, would like more people to you know…work) have so much time on their hands because they don’t… work. Hmmmm, I wonder if that’s the real reason they hate them?

    I never heard Elizabeth Warren tell a joke so I don’t know if they’re all that maizey.

  2. CCO says:

    Umm, you tell Wonder Woman how to dress if you like; I’ll stay over here and watch. (Did you know that MeTV re-runs the Lynda Carter Wonder Woman TV shows on Saturday?)

  3. Iowa Jim says:

    Hans Gruber wrote a lot of the Obamacare bill? Can’t say I’m surprised.

    His brother Franz did a lot better by writing “Silent Night” (well, actually, he wrote “Stille Nacht” because, like Hans, he didn’t speak English very well).

  4. Anchorman says:

    While reading the three star review, I noticed Frank’s author bio.

    Then, I read this on Instapundit.

    They almost nuked the moon? Do they realize that if they had done this, none of us would know Frank J? His wife, kids…gone.

    That essay launched it all and it was almost wiped from history (really, who’d re-nuke the moon?). Also interesting is that the reason they were planning on doing it is in line with Frank’s.

  5. CCO says:

    Which brother fell off the building in Die Hard? Wasn’t it Hans?

  6. c64wood says:

    @1. NO_MO_BAMA

    And that most people that rant about the Tea Party believe started because of Obummer’s race.

    When in fact it started under Dubya and not because of his race

  7. DamnCat says:

    @ CCO – “Which brother fell off the building in Die Hard? Wasn’t it Hans?”

    It was Jonathan – he landed on his head.

  8. Not_an_NSA_Spy says:

    Can’t tell if review guy is trolling or just really stupid. Either way, it is definitely worth a brief scan for a few good laughs.

  9. calcpa says:

    No, the review guy was writing satire. It was funny.

  10. upsguy says:

    Checked out this guy’s review… and then clicked on him… he’s got the same review on at least six other books, however he did find the “levi men’s trucker jacket, black, extra large to be awesome.

  11. Dohtimes says:

    Women are especially bad at multiplication when compared to men, they just have the hips for it. And guys naturally do not want to bring about more competition for the remote.

  12. Veeshir says:

    Palestinian leaders are calling for a “day of rage.

    You must have seen the bad translation, it’s Islamic Rage Boy Day

    Big difference.

  13. Les says:

    #10: Frank J. in a black, Levi’s men’s trucker jacket. I think we have a pic for the back cover of his next book. It might even tempt our friend to say something nice.

    “But at least he dresses well for a bitter, angry conservative.”

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