Skype Features Real-Time Translator

Posted on July 12, 2014 3:00 pm

(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

There’s lot of chatter & set-up on this, but you can skip to about 2:20 for the meat of the video. My German is non-existent, so I don’t know how well this actually works. I do know that the translator doesn’t bungle any English grammar until right at the end. Having met my share of people with English as their second language, I find the computer’s performance at least that good.

Oh, and the German girl’s fixed smile gets a little creepy after a while, don’t you think? I started having to look away to preserve my sanity.

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6 Responses to “Skype Features Real-Time Translator”

  1. Dodsfall says:

    All I heard was “Ve haf vays of makinck you talk!”

  2. Oppo says:

    Have you ever seen closed captioning? That’s English to English, and the low-budget ones that do nightly news or commercials (not well-funded movies) stink on ice.

    They make up words left and right.

    I believe tourists will sue after being hauled away by gendarmes for saying “Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy?”

    (A corollary of Godwin’s law must be that, in any discussion of bad translation services, the first to reference that skit loses.)

  3. Bob in Feenicks says:

    Her smile was creepy alright, but really what got to me were those crazy eyes when she spoke. It’s like she’s related to Overly Attached Girlfriend.

  4. Nash Montana says:

    The German translation is epic bad, lol.

  5. AT says:

    France just surrendered.

  6. heresolong says:

    +1 Bob. It was the eyes that got me. Somewhat pretty but if that’s what she does with her face in real life, RUUUUUNNNNNNN!

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