Straight Line of the Day: A New Poll Shows Only 60% Think Obama Is a US Citizen. The Other 40%…

Posted on July 24, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new poll shows only 60% think Obama is a US citizen. The other 40%…

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23 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: A New Poll Shows Only 60% Think Obama Is a US Citizen. The Other 40%…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … think he is from an entirely different planet altogether.

  2. Apostic says:

    …are being audited by the IRS.

  3. walruskkkch says:

    A new poll shows only 60% think Obama is a US citizen. The other 40%…

    think it doesn’t matter.

  4. walruskkkch says:

    A new poll shows only 60% think Obama is a US citizen. The other 40%…

    haven’t received this month’s unemployment check yet.

  5. Jimmy says:

    …own guns.

  6. Gumbeaux says:

    A new poll shows only 60% think Obama is a US citizen. The other 40%…

    … have IQs higher than 50.

  7. Burt says:

    …don’t believe that puppets should be granted citizenship.

  8. c64wood says:

    A new poll shows only 60% think Obama is a US citizen. The other 40%…

    …don’t matter

  9. Dohtimes says:

    …think he is a THEM citizen.

    …are not from Mexico.

    …had better get used to always being a minority.

    …don’t care so much where he’s from but where we’re going, and resent the cost of the hand basket.

    …(own guns), and pay taxes.

  10. Dohtimes says:

    …figured the US was just a target of a Kenyan drive by.

  11. Bob B says:

    …are in denial, neither understanding the law nor believing that an American could have such a messed-up view of the US.

  12. Bob B says:

    …think citizenship is an artificial construct that has no meaning in our post-America society.

  13. Reformed Trombonist says:

    …are immune to Jedi mind tricks.

  14. blarg says:

    …think if he is, it should be revoked.

    …are too busy working and paying taxes to worry about it.

    …are comparison shopping tar and feathers

  15. blarg says:

    @14 + and railroad ties.

  16. Jimmy says:

    …pay cash for dental service.

    (That is NOT a non sequitur!)

  17. blarg says:

    …are racists!!!!

    …answered “que??”

  18. blarg says:

    …just think.

  19. Jimmy says:

    …home school their kids.

  20. Jimmy says:

    …punched their inner Hippie long ago.

  21. neal says:

    …are all out of gum.

  22. Burt says:

    …know that Valerie Jarrett was born in Iran.

  23. Doug says:

    … think the other 60% are uninformed idiots.

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