Straight Line of the Day: A New Poll Shows Only 60% Think Obama Is a US Citizen. The Other 40%…

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A new poll shows only 60% think Obama is a US citizen. The other 40%…

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  1. A new poll shows only 60% think Obama is a US citizen. The other 40%…

    think it doesn’t matter.

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  2. A new poll shows only 60% think Obama is a US citizen. The other 40%…

    haven’t received this month’s unemployment check yet.

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  3. A new poll shows only 60% think Obama is a US citizen. The other 40%…

    … have IQs higher than 50.

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  4. …think he is a THEM citizen.

    …are not from Mexico.

    …had better get used to always being a minority.

    …don’t care so much where he’s from but where we’re going, and resent the cost of the hand basket.

    …(own guns), and pay taxes.

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  5. …are in denial, neither understanding the law nor believing that an American could have such a messed-up view of the US.

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  6. …think citizenship is an artificial construct that has no meaning in our post-America society.

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  7. …think if he is, it should be revoked.

    …are too busy working and paying taxes to worry about it.

    …are comparison shopping tar and feathers

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