Straight Line of the Day: Former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney’s First Act As Apple’s New PR Guy…

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Former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney’s first act as Apple’s new PR guy

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  1. … was to blame the discrimination against Adobe Flash on low level employees in Cincinnati.

    … referred all questions pertaining broken screens to the glass manufacturer.

    … informed the press that all emails, text messages, and voice mails pertaining to signal loss due to the phone being held near the antenna had been lost due to a mysterious server crash.

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  2. @1 can of spam – given how credible I consider both Apple & Carney, there’s nothing either one of them could ever say that would debunk a rumor for me.

    Then again, I’m old & cynical, too, so… grain of salt.

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  3. …will be to blame steve jobs’ death on bush’s executive producer role on an islamic documentary, then launch an investigation.

    …will be to act incredulous, role his eyes and laugh like a jackass at the mere mention of the word ‘android’.

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  4. Former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney’s first act as Apple’s new PR guy…

    to lie.

    lie.

    lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lielielielielielielielielielielielielielielielie, lie.

    Oh, and then he LIED!

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  5. “Veteran Apple reporter Jim Dalrymple shot down any speculation about Carney joining Apple, saying, “Tim Cook has never even met Jay Carney.”

    which probably increases the chance of him getting the job.

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