Straight Line of the Day: Google Glass Has Added a New Feature to It’s Wearable Computer…

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Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…

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  1. Automatic facial capture of the dude punching you in the face after he thinks you’re taking his picture.

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  2. Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…

    Google Goulashes, cause your Mother still loves you!

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  3. Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…

    free “kick me!” signs for your back.

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  4. … Ray-Banned websites.

    … contact list lenses. Beware clicking yes to “Delete Contacts?” pop-ups.

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  5. Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…

    …it automatically syncs with your phone so it no longer asks for your phone number.

    …it works just like beer goggles

    …Pong. And you can play your left eye vs. your right eye

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  6. Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…

    it crashes immediately and completely, along with all it’s back up files and discs, when issued a subpoena.

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  7. …which gives nude photos of chosen subjects. This is hugely popular with the TSA folks in airports.

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  8. …a control app for the optional GoPro Cam drone which enables the wearer to “watch their rear end” when admonished to do so.

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  9. …a USB port for your flash drive. But you have to drop your pants and bend over in order to access it.

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