Straight Line of the Day: Google Glass Has Added a New Feature to It’s Wearable Computer…

Posted on July 14, 2014 12:00 pm

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Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…

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23 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: Google Glass Has Added a New Feature to It’s Wearable Computer…”

  1. Jimmy says:

    …a mechanized mouth wipe for droolers.

    First!

  2. tedwade73 says:

    Automatic facial capture of the dude punching you in the face after he thinks you’re taking his picture.

  3. Steve H says:

    Blinders and ear plugs for Liberals.

  4. CLIFF says:

    Buy one….get the next one free with a Groucho Marx nose and moustache attachment.

  5. walruskkkch says:

    Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…

    Google Goulashes, cause your Mother still loves you!

  6. walruskkkch says:

    Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…

    free “kick me!” signs for your back.

  7. walruskkkch says:

    Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…

    Zipperless Drives

  8. walruskkkch says:

    Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…

    Bruno Malliware.

  9. DamnCat says:

    …it’s a mirror so you can see what a douche you look like.

  10. Bob B says:

    …they come in fifty shades of shame.

  11. can of spam says:

    … a hard-wired cranial implant so they can beam ads directly to your cortex.

  12. can of spam says:

    … a mini rocket launcher that automatically engages anyone it sees holding an iPhone.

  13. Jimmy says:

    “lasers”

  14. Oppo says:

    … Ray-Banned websites.

    … contact list lenses. Beware clicking yes to “Delete Contacts?” pop-ups.

  15. c64wood says:

    Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…

    …it automatically syncs with your phone so it no longer asks for your phone number.

    …it works just like beer goggles

    …Pong. And you can play your left eye vs. your right eye

  16. walruskkkch says:

    Google Glass has added a new feature to its wearable computer…

    it crashes immediately and completely, along with all it’s back up files and discs, when issued a subpoena.

  17. Bob B says:

    …it comes with an Uber app to help with that pesky US border transportation problem.

  18. Fangbeer says:

    It automatically calls EMS if it suspects your hooker injected you with too much heroin.

  19. Burt says:

    …which gives nude photos of chosen subjects. This is hugely popular with the TSA folks in airports.

  20. Burt says:

    …a control app for the optional GoPro Cam drone which enables the wearer to “watch their rear end” when admonished to do so.

  21. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    An “I’m a Douche” sign for the back of your head too.

  22. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …a USB port for your flash drive. But you have to drop your pants and bend over in order to access it.

  23. Oppo says:

    … a polarizing tool. It’s called the eHolder.

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