Straight Line of the Day: If President Obama Were Forced to Wear a Warning Label, It Would Say…

(From a suggestion by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

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  1. Warning: Do not taunt the Happy Fun President

    Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, taxpayers, and reporters should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun President.

    Caution: Happy Fun President may suddenly exceed his authority at dangerous speeds.

    Discontinue use of Happy Fun President if any of the following occurs:
    •loss of balance or coordination
    •slurred speech
    •temporary blindness
    •constitutional crisis
    •or hypnotized reporters.

    If Happy Fun President begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head, because the Happy Fun First Lady is NOT amused.

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  2. “casting votes for this man while Pregnant may result in fetal injury, premature birth, and low birth weight”

    “contains ideology known by the United State of America to be harmful to freedom”

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  3. …warning: you will be given a warning as soon as I read about what happened, failure to do nothing will result in harsh penalties.

    …warning: waste of oxygen, do not resuscitate.

    …protected by Wookie, emboldened by your apathy, carries a fully automatic race card and he is afraid not to use it.

    …throws like a girl, stand closer than half way to home plate.

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  4. …putting a monkey in charge of a banana is like putting an Irishman in charge of the communal potato, but not as bad as putting this idiot in charge of any aspect of anything requiring intelligence or morality to run.

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  5. If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.

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