Straight Line of the Day: If President Obama Were Forced to Wear a Warning Label, It Would Say…

(From a suggestion by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

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  1. … if you experience a “hopey changey” feeling laster longer than four years, call your doctor immediately.

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  2. Warning: Do not taunt the Happy Fun President

    Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, taxpayers, and reporters should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun President.

    Caution: Happy Fun President may suddenly exceed his authority at dangerous speeds.

    Discontinue use of Happy Fun President if any of the following occurs:
    •loss of balance or coordination
    •slurred speech
    •temporary blindness
    •constitutional crisis
    •or hypnotized reporters.

    If Happy Fun President begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head, because the Happy Fun First Lady is NOT amused.

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  3. If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    “Run Away!”

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  4. If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    Do not use while operating the heavy machinery of Government.

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  5. If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    Only dispose of in the manner prescribed by law.

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  6. If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    Abandoned hope all ye who voted here.

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  7. If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    You didn’t read the user agreement, did you? Idiot.

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  8. If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.

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  9. “casting votes for this man while Pregnant may result in fetal injury, premature birth, and low birth weight”

    “contains ideology known by the United State of America to be harmful to freedom”

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  10. If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    you bought it, he breaks it.

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  11. If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    get me off this thing!

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  12. …”1) Keep his policies away from bright light, 2) Don’t get any water on his ideas, and 3) Never, never ever feed him arugula.”

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  13. …warning: you will be given a warning as soon as I read about what happened, failure to do nothing will result in harsh penalties.

    …warning: waste of oxygen, do not resuscitate.

    …protected by Wookie, emboldened by your apathy, carries a fully automatic race card and he is afraid not to use it.

    …throws like a girl, stand closer than half way to home plate.

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  14. …putting a monkey in charge of a banana is like putting an Irishman in charge of the communal potato, but not as bad as putting this idiot in charge of any aspect of anything requiring intelligence or morality to run.

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  15. If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    Fool you once shame on you. Fool you twice shame on you.

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  16. If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.

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  17. Warning: Buying into my logically impaired gibberish will soon have you thinking that Carter buyer remorse was the good old days.

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  18. If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    Made in Indonesia

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  19. “Warning! Keep out of reach of children! May cause debt.”

    “For demonstration purposes only. Not to be used as an actual president.”

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  20. Not Responsible For Lost Or Stolen Items.

    Beware! Not Grounded!

    Keep 100 Feet Away From Bus.

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  21. “I’m Stupid” (Although credit for that one should go to Bill Engvall)

    Warning: Excessive eye rolling while listening to this man may detach retina.

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  22. …Ego much larger than it appears.

    …Requires permission to be clear.

    …If you are foreign, maintain at least 3 ft clearance, as bowing may occur.

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