Straight Line of the Day: If President Obama Were Forced to Wear a Warning Label, It Would Say…

Posted on July 7, 2014 12:00 pm

(From a suggestion by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

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56 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: If President Obama Were Forced to Wear a Warning Label, It Would Say…”

  1. Bob B says:

    …”Do not follow too closely, frequent pivots.”

  2. c64wood says:

    Warning: Hearing protection required.

  3. Writer says:

    … Open Mouth only when Brain is in gear.

  4. Karen says:

    “I’m Stupid” (Although credit for that one should go to Bill Engvall)

    Warning: Excessive eye rolling while listening to this man may detach retina.

  5. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …Ego much larger than it appears.

    …Requires permission to be clear.

    …If you are foreign, maintain at least 3 ft clearance, as bowing may occur.

  6. Anonymiss says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! There are some hilarious ones here!

    Have some COOKIES!! :)

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