Straight Line of the Day: If President Obama Were Forced to Wear a Warning Label, It Would Say…

Posted on July 7, 2014 12:00 pm

(From a suggestion by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

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56 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: If President Obama Were Forced to Wear a Warning Label, It Would Say…”

  1. can of spam says:

    … objects in the TelePrompter are dumber than they appear.

  2. can of spam says:

    … if you experience a “hopey changey” feeling laster longer than four years, call your doctor immediately.

  3. can of spam says:

    … CAUTION: more full of **** than a backed-up sewer.

  4. can of spam says:

    … CAUTION: only makes hard-left turns

  5. can of spam says:

    … DANGER: backup system is Joe Biden.

  6. Bob B says:

    …”Everything he says or does has an expiration date – check carefully.”

  7. Steve H says:

    … Property of Kenyan Prison System.

  8. walruskkkch says:

    If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    PANIC

  9. apostic says:

    Warning: Do not taunt the Happy Fun President

    Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, taxpayers, and reporters should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun President.

    Caution: Happy Fun President may suddenly exceed his authority at dangerous speeds.

    Discontinue use of Happy Fun President if any of the following occurs:
    •loss of balance or coordination
    •slurred speech
    •temporary blindness
    •constitutional crisis
    •or hypnotized reporters.

    If Happy Fun President begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head, because the Happy Fun First Lady is NOT amused.

  10. walruskkkch says:

    If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    “Run Away!”

  11. walruskkkch says:

    If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    Do not use while operating the heavy machinery of Government.

  12. walruskkkch says:

    If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    Only dispose of in the manner prescribed by law.

  13. walruskkkch says:

    If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    Abandoned hope all ye who voted here.

  14. walruskkkch says:

    If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    You didn’t read the user agreement, did you? Idiot.

  15. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . may contain substances hazardous to freedom, the economy, and American lives.

  16. c64wood says:

    If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.

  17. blarg says:

    “Communist”

  18. blarg says:

    “kills economy on contact”

    “keep away from dogs”

    “made in Kenya”

  19. blarg says:

    …if eyes are brown then full of sh! t. please empty.

  20. Burt says:

    …”Ear Protection Required”

  21. Burt says:

    …Harmful to Children and other living things.

  22. blarg says:

    “casting votes for this man while Pregnant may result in fetal injury, premature birth, and low birth weight”

    “contains ideology known by the United State of America to be harmful to freedom”

  23. blarg says:

    @22 oops…that should be “States”

    I blame Bush.

  24. Burt says:

    …”Caution! attracts flies and other vermin” http://youtu.be/ORZ00OyKp0I

  25. blarg says:

    …it would be a big red “A”

  26. walruskkkch says:

    If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    you bought it, he breaks it.

  27. blarg says:

    “warning, you’re a racist”

  28. walruskkkch says:

    If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    get me off this thing!

  29. Burt says:

    …does NOT contain nuts.

  30. FredKey says:

    Before voting, ask your doctor. Except he has fled to open a practice in Barbados.

  31. Bob B says:

    …”1) Keep his policies away from bright light, 2) Don’t get any water on his ideas, and 3) Never, never ever feed him arugula.”

  32. Dohtimes says:

    …warning: you will be given a warning as soon as I read about what happened, failure to do nothing will result in harsh penalties.

    …warning: waste of oxygen, do not resuscitate.

    …protected by Wookie, emboldened by your apathy, carries a fully automatic race card and he is afraid not to use it.

    …throws like a girl, stand closer than half way to home plate.

  33. Dohtimes says:

    …putting a monkey in charge of a banana is like putting an Irishman in charge of the communal potato, but not as bad as putting this idiot in charge of any aspect of anything requiring intelligence or morality to run.

  34. c64wood says:

    If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    Fool you once shame on you. Fool you twice shame on you.

  35. Chip says:

    If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.

  36. Gumbeaux says:

    Warning: Buying into my logically impaired gibberish will soon have you thinking that Carter buyer remorse was the good old days.

  37. HokieGomer says:

    If President Obama were forced to wear a warning label, it would say…

    Made in Indonesia

  38. blarg says:

    “diversity hire”

  39. blarg says:

    “second hand choom smoke can get you pretty high”

  40. Burt says:

    …Caution…Needs a nap! http://youtu.be/E6mfmuuxY4o

  41. Oppo says:

    “Warning! Keep out of reach of children! May cause debt.”

    “For demonstration purposes only. Not to be used as an actual president.”

  42. Keith says:

    … Do Not Feed the Stupid.

  43. Oppo says:

    Contains small parts.

  44. Oppo says:

    Processed in a facility that produces nuts.

  45. Oppo says:

    Not Responsible For Lost Or Stolen Items.

    Beware! Not Grounded!

    Keep 100 Feet Away From Bus.

  46. Oppo says:

    Choking Hazard

  47. Oppo says:

    Actor Portrayal

    Elections Have Consequences.

  48. HokieGomer says:

    * Results not typical

  49. Oppo says:

    (Regarding rhetoric vs. actions):

    “Mind The Gap.”

  50. Oppo says:

    (…and, while we’re on his rhetoric:)

    Harmful or fatal if swallowed.

  51. Bob B says:

    …”Do not follow too closely, frequent pivots.”

  52. c64wood says:

    Warning: Hearing protection required.

  53. Writer says:

    … Open Mouth only when Brain is in gear.

  54. Karen says:

    “I’m Stupid” (Although credit for that one should go to Bill Engvall)

    Warning: Excessive eye rolling while listening to this man may detach retina.

  55. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …Ego much larger than it appears.

    …Requires permission to be clear.

    …If you are foreign, maintain at least 3 ft clearance, as bowing may occur.

  56. Anonymiss says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! There are some hilarious ones here!

    Have some COOKIES!! :)

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