Straight Line of the Day: If We Don’t Get Our Borders Under Control, America’s New Motto Will Be…

Posted on July 18, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

If we don’t get our borders under control, America’s new motto will be…

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32 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: If We Don’t Get Our Borders Under Control, America’s New Motto Will Be…”

  1. Bob B says:

    …Open All Night.

    …No Visa, No Green Card, No Problem!

  2. walruskkkch says:

    If we don’t get our borders under control, America’s new motto will be…

    Nimis multa sunt.

    A paucis etiam multa

    Post haec, nihil amplius. Iure?

    Sufficiunt saepemque satis? Non iram, sepium!

  3. willy says:

    …Welcome to Mexico

  4. Bob B says:

    …The Brokest Nation on the Planet. (Hat tip to Mark Steyn)

  5. Les says:

    E Pluribus Univisión

  6. walruskkkch says:

    If we don’t get our borders under control, America’s new motto will be…

    Patria, Libertad, Trabajo, y Cultura.

  7. walruskkkch says:

    If we don’t get our borders under control, America’s new motto will be…

    Arbeit Macht Frei.

  8. Burt says:

    Whenever I am informed that a door is open, I reflexively check my fly. So the motto I would suggest would be XYZ–examine your zipper.

  9. Rusty says:

    Press two for English…

  10. Rusty says:

    Or

    presione dos para Inglés.

  11. Writer says:

    Come and get it.

  12. zzyzx says:

    …Kaput.

  13. Joel says:

    No quiero Taco Bell. No es verdadera comida Mexicana.

  14. Oppo says:

    “Libercide, Egalicide, Fratricide.”

    “The last, best hope suffered the last, worst change.”

  15. Oppo says:

    “Whites in minority. Affirmative Action wrong. Offices of Minority Affairs closed. Diversity regulations void, and stupid. Viva Majority Rule!”

  16. Steve H says:

    @9 – Nailed it. (But keep in mind that 95% of all ATMs run Windows XP, so it may take a while for it to catch on everywhere.)

  17. jw says:

    “I WON!”-
    b. obama

  18. Oppo says:

    District of Colombia

  19. tanstaafl44 says:

    cry the beloved country

    cry the beloved world

  20. jack says:

    In The State We Trust

  21. zzyzx says:

    “Quando omni flunkus, mortati” Which is also the president’s personal motto.

  22. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Land Of The Free Stuff

  23. c64wood says:

    If we don’t get our borders under control, America’s new motto will be…

    …From the melting pot to the meddling pot.

    …Borders? We don’t need no stinking borders!

    …Atlas Finally Shrugged

  24. DamnCat says:

    ¡Bienvenido a Mexico Norte!

  25. Oppo says:

    “Are You Ready To Rhumba?”

    “Are You Ready For Some FUTBAL?”

  26. Writer says:

    The Cure of course is simple-pass the word across the south:
    Tastes like chicken
    No limit

  27. pbunyan says:

    …from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs… and the government gets everything else.

  28. Oppo says:

    “The ICE Age Is Over.”

    “The SNAP Heard ‘Round The World.”

  29. apostic says:

    Se habla español. Period.

  30. blarg says:

    …land of the brave and home of the free

    (cause you’ll have to be brave to be around all the criminals and freeloaders who came me for all the freebies)

  31. Jimmy says:

    “America: Love it or invade it.”

    (Maybe that should be an “and/or.”)

  32. Dohtimes says:

    …E Under the Bus Unum.

    …Don’t Drink The Water Here Either.

    …If It Was Not A Muslim Country Now, England Was Our Second Choice.

    …Hey, let’s try begging the U. N. for help again.

    …Mexico, Or Bust.

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