Straight Line of the Day: If We Don’t Get Our Borders Under Control, America’s New Motto Will Be…

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If we don’t get our borders under control, America’s new motto will be…

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  1. If we don’t get our borders under control, America’s new motto will be…

    Nimis multa sunt.

    A paucis etiam multa

    Post haec, nihil amplius. Iure?

    Sufficiunt saepemque satis? Non iram, sepium!

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  2. If we don’t get our borders under control, America’s new motto will be…

    Patria, Libertad, Trabajo, y Cultura.

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  3. If we don’t get our borders under control, America’s new motto will be…

    Arbeit Macht Frei.

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  4. Whenever I am informed that a door is open, I reflexively check my fly. So the motto I would suggest would be XYZ–examine your zipper.

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  5. “Libercide, Egalicide, Fratricide.”

    “The last, best hope suffered the last, worst change.”

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  6. “Whites in minority. Affirmative Action wrong. Offices of Minority Affairs closed. Diversity regulations void, and stupid. Viva Majority Rule!”

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  7. @9 – Nailed it. (But keep in mind that 95% of all ATMs run Windows XP, so it may take a while for it to catch on everywhere.)

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  8. If we don’t get our borders under control, America’s new motto will be…

    …From the melting pot to the meddling pot.

    …Borders? We don’t need no stinking borders!

    …Atlas Finally Shrugged

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  9. …from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs… and the government gets everything else.

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  10. …land of the brave and home of the free

    (cause you’ll have to be brave to be around all the criminals and freeloaders who came me for all the freebies)

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  11. …E Under the Bus Unum.

    …Don’t Drink The Water Here Either.

    …If It Was Not A Muslim Country Now, England Was Our Second Choice.

    …Hey, let’s try begging the U. N. for help again.

    …Mexico, Or Bust.

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