Straight Line of the Day: In New York City, Spiderman Was Arrested for…

Posted on July 30, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…

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24 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: In New York City, Spiderman Was Arrested for…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … packing web shooters.

  2. c64wood says:

    In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…

    Impersonating liberals by deceiving everyone. Oh, what a tangled web we weave

  3. can of spam says:

    … failing to pay union dues to the NYPD.

  4. Bob B says:

    …unauthorized web connectivity.

    …unauthorized invasion of urban air space.

    …violating the civil rights of criminals.

    …being a super hero without a license.

    …excessive CO2 emissions due to exertion.

  5. walruskkkch says:

    In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…

    not eating a properly mandated lunch.

  6. walruskkkch says:

    In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…

    doing something beneficial.

  7. Anchorman says:

    endangering public health with this.

  8. walruskkkch says:

    In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…

    not having the proper distribution of Spiderwomen, Spiderblacks, Spiderhispanics, Spiderasians, Spidergays, Spiderlesbians, Spidertransgenders and Spiderundocumentedimmigrants and SpidercrossdressinglefthandedADD/HDDheightchallengeddifferentlyabledabisesurvivors.

  9. Burt says:

    …tingling.

  10. nick says:

    That dance scene in Spiderman 2. The DA is seeking the death penalty.

  11. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … drinking soda

  12. Writer says:

    … littering for leaving web scattered everywhere.

  13. Hmmm says:

    trying to squirt his white stuff on a cop.

  14. Anonymiss says:

    Cookies to @8 walruskkkch, @9 Burt and @4 Bob B.

    Bob B. you nailed it today!! All of those were awesome.

    What kind of cookies do you want?

  15. walruskkkch says:

    Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me creator of the cookie!

  16. DamnCat says:

    …oh…they’ll think of something.

  17. Burt says:

    @14 thank you. Roll Out sugar cookies with just a pinch of Mace. Like my Grandma used to make.

  18. Dohtimes says:

    …smokin’ Mary Jane.

    …peeking in 56,000 windows.

    …not using his great responsibility to enter a higher tax bracket.

    …stealing Frank’s J. and selling it to Jonah Jameson.

  19. c64wood says:

    In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…

    …hanging around.

  20. blarg says:

    …soliciting a 20 oz. beverage

    …posession of high-capacity assault-style web shooters that hold more than 7 shots

    …not using a special web formula approved by sharia law to capture a muslim criminal

    …not showing I.D. when NYPD stopped him and said “papers, please”

    …failure to be a communist

  21. Steve H says:

    @14 – Did I just hear an angel choir?

  22. Bob B says:

    @14 – Seeing that the Left Coast has beaten me down to a “New York Nanny State” of mind, I think a Chinese fortune cookie would be appropriate.

  23. hadsil says:

    Shooting sticky stuff from a part of his body that are not his hands.

  24. mike says:

    Jay web slinging

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