Straight Line of the Day: In New York City, Spiderman Was Arrested for…

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In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…

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  1. In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…

    Impersonating liberals by deceiving everyone. Oh, what a tangled web we weave

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  2. …unauthorized web connectivity.

    …unauthorized invasion of urban air space.

    …violating the civil rights of criminals.

    …being a super hero without a license.

    …excessive CO2 emissions due to exertion.

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  3. In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…

    not having the proper distribution of Spiderwomen, Spiderblacks, Spiderhispanics, Spiderasians, Spidergays, Spiderlesbians, Spidertransgenders and Spiderundocumentedimmigrants and SpidercrossdressinglefthandedADD/HDDheightchallengeddifferentlyabledabisesurvivors.

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  4. Cookies to @8 walruskkkch, @9 Burt and @4 Bob B.

    Bob B. you nailed it today!! All of those were awesome.

    What kind of cookies do you want?

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  5. @14 thank you. Roll Out sugar cookies with just a pinch of Mace. Like my Grandma used to make.

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  6. …smokin’ Mary Jane.

    …peeking in 56,000 windows.

    …not using his great responsibility to enter a higher tax bracket.

    …stealing Frank’s J. and selling it to Jonah Jameson.

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  7. …soliciting a 20 oz. beverage

    …posession of high-capacity assault-style web shooters that hold more than 7 shots

    …not using a special web formula approved by sharia law to capture a muslim criminal

    …not showing I.D. when NYPD stopped him and said “papers, please”

    …failure to be a communist

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  8. @14 – Seeing that the Left Coast has beaten me down to a “New York Nanny State” of mind, I think a Chinese fortune cookie would be appropriate.

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