Straight Line of the Day: In Response to Criticism of Michelle’s School Lunch Program…

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In response to criticism of Michelle’s school lunch program…

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  1. In Response to Criticism of Michelle’s School Lunch Program…

    she ate the critics.

    people moved to sub Saharan Africa for the better food.

    Michelle said, “I will break you.”


  2. M’Kel growled, “Broccoli Hegh pagh Sop.” (“They will eat broccoli or die,” in Klingon.)

    (Except when you run it through the same translator the other direction, it translates as “Death to the broccoli or the main office.” It’s all good.)


  3. … the White House boasted of the new contract signed with CBS and Julie Chen granting the school lunch program as the official caterer for the ‘have nots’ in “Big Brother”.


  4. …all student taste buds replaced with tiny Larry Bud Melmans.

    …John Roberts said it’s not putrid garbage that maggots refused to eat, it’s a tax.

    …Barack proposed a hike in the minimum of lunchroom vomit.

    …schools allowed to serve only black eyed peas and burnt offerings to big eared despots so all criticism is racist.



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