Straight Line of the Day: In Response to Criticism of Michelle’s School Lunch Program…

Posted on July 16, 2014 12:00 pm

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In response to criticism of Michelle’s school lunch program…

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19 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: In Response to Criticism of Michelle’s School Lunch Program…”

  1. Steve H says:

    {{{ hurl }}}

  2. DamnCat says:

    …students who complain will be required to consume two approved lunches.

  3. Jimmy says:

    …she pinched off a loaf.

  4. Bob B says:

    …the First Lady regally stated, “I won’t let them eat cake!”

  5. Bob B says:

    …Michelle picked up Mjölnir and said, “Wait until they get a load of me NOW!”

  6. FormerHostage says:

    …all the complainers were audited by the IRS.

  7. walruskkkch says:

    In Response to Criticism of Michelle’s School Lunch Program…

    she ate the critics.

    people moved to sub Saharan Africa for the better food.

    Michelle said, “I will break you.”

  8. CrabbyOldBat says:

    M’Kel growled, “Broccoli Hegh pagh Sop.” (“They will eat broccoli or die,” in Klingon.)

    (Except when you run it through the same translator the other direction, it translates as “Death to the broccoli or the main office.” It’s all good.)

  9. Fangbeer says:

    The senate quickly drafted legislation making school lunch mandatory for everyone.

    Holder quickly got out in front of the criticism calling everyone who eats lunch racist.

  10. Oppo says:

    … how long did it take the administration and the media to label the criticism “racism”?

  11. Gumbeaux says:

    … threw a lamp at her stupid husband when he suggested they change the program’s name to “You didn’t eat that.”

  12. c64wood says:

    In Response to Criticism of Michelle’s School Lunch Program…

    Lois Lerner causes all the hard drives with the criticisms to crash.

  13. pbunyan says:

    All the male critics will be forced to stare at a picture of Moochelle for 10 minutes, which will give them a permanent incurable case of erectile dysfunction.

  14. Burt says:

    … the White House boasted of the new contract signed with CBS and Julie Chen granting the school lunch program as the official caterer for the ‘have nots’ in “Big Brother”.

  15. Burt says:

    …Schools are now encouraging students to bring their pets to school. It encourages ‘diet diversity’.

  16. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . Chris Christie ate two large pizzas and a watermelon and then smirked.

  17. Dohtimes says:

    …all student taste buds replaced with tiny Larry Bud Melmans.

    …John Roberts said it’s not putrid garbage that maggots refused to eat, it’s a tax.

    …Barack proposed a hike in the minimum of lunchroom vomit.

    …schools allowed to serve only black eyed peas and burnt offerings to big eared despots so all criticism is racist.

  18. Doug says:

    In response to criticism Michelle added arugula to the school lunch program.

  19. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …Michelle howled and pulled the arms out of the sockets of the complaining schoolchildren.

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