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The most interesting feature of President Obama’s new California mansion

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  1. @6,7,11,12 – Yo, Spammie, today you rock!

    (And since nobody else around here is giving out cookies anymore I will take it upon myself to award you with the high-carb non-diet non-Trader-Joes treat of your choice and the adoration of moon-nuking conservaminions everywhere.)


  2. The most interesting feature of President Obama’s new California mansion…

    is the cement pond in the backyard.
    whenever anyone is at the front door a bell rings.
    the fancy eatin’ table with holes for yer drinks.


  3. … is that the city of New London, Connecticut, wants to seize it to give to a mall developer, and Supreme Court precedent says there’s nothing Obama can do about it.

    (It’s OK, though, because in California a Kelo doesn’t go far.)


  4. …is the fencing being removed in favor of human shields.

    …will be the daily smug alerts during the weather report.

    …is the narrow, the very narrow doorway to what will be Obama’s office.

    …is the man cave in the basement where Reggie Love will be chained up.

    …is the rad phone with a direct link to Nation of Islam headquarters.

    …there will be two master bedrooms and a Clarence Williams III bedroom for guests.



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