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The most interesting feature of President Obama’s new California mansion

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  1. …is the high-speed rail system that Governor Brown is having installed as a “proof-of-concept”.

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  2. @13: Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the veal, and don’t forget to tip your waitress!

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  3. @6,7,11,12 – Yo, Spammie, today you rock!

    (And since nobody else around here is giving out cookies anymore I will take it upon myself to award you with the high-carb non-diet non-Trader-Joes treat of your choice and the adoration of moon-nuking conservaminions everywhere.)

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  4. … is its catchy nickname, “The Anti-Western Anti-White House.”

    … is its catchy nickname, “The Islamic CaliPhat Crib.”

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  5. The most interesting feature of President Obama’s new California mansion…

    is the cement pond in the backyard.
    whenever anyone is at the front door a bell rings.
    the fancy eatin’ table with holes for yer drinks.

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  6. The most interesting feature of President Obama’s new California mansion…

    he managed to get it for free!

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  7. The most interesting feature of President Obama’s new California mansion…

    it is built on the Bush’s fault line.

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  8. The most interesting feature of President Obama’s new California mansion…

    he had to ask Hillary for an affordable mortgage.

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  9. The most interesting feature of President Obama’s new California mansion…

    he’s the only black family in the neighborhood.

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  10. @23 Oppo: But instead of a “wine cellar,” there’s a choom cellar. Only the finest kind.

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  11. The alligators in the moat only work 29 hours a week.

    It is powered by leftover Solyndra solar panels.

    He bought it using the Homes For Clunker Families Executive Order.

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  12. …is that it is staffed entirely by “undocumented immigrants”, all named Juan or Juanita, so that Obama doesn’t need a teleprompter to get their names right.

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  13. …is the dedicated tunnel system which heads south and is labeled “servant’s entrance’ but is also used for importing necessities.

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  14. … is that it’s so far away from his beloved former “Cominskey” Park and his skeet-shooting range.

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  15. … is that the city of New London, Connecticut, wants to seize it to give to a mall developer, and Supreme Court precedent says there’s nothing Obama can do about it.

    (It’s OK, though, because in California a Kelo doesn’t go far.)

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  16. . . . is the map of the USA in the foyer, done in ceramic tile, showing all fifty-seven states.

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  17. … is its Secret Service code name, “Grade C Mansion.”

    … is its Secret Service code name, “Stately Whine Manor.”

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  18. …is the fencing being removed in favor of human shields.

    …will be the daily smug alerts during the weather report.

    …is the narrow, the very narrow doorway to what will be Obama’s office.

    …is the man cave in the basement where Reggie Love will be chained up.

    …is the rad phone with a direct link to Nation of Islam headquarters.

    …there will be two master bedrooms and a Clarence Williams III bedroom for guests.

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