Straight Line of the Day: The White House Says Obama Doesn’t Read His Own Tweets. Which Might Explain the One That Said…

Posted on July 11, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The White House says Obama doesn’t read his own tweets. Which might explain the one that said…

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17 Responses to “Straight Line of the Day: The White House Says Obama Doesn’t Read His Own Tweets. Which Might Explain the One That Said…”

  1. Steve H says:

    … I really don’t get paid enough to do these.

  2. DamnCat says:

    …”Just got cut to 29 hrs/wk. So no health insurance. OFA sucks! I quit!”

  3. can of spam says:

    … “#Cruz2016″

  4. can of spam says:

    … “IRS? Fast and Furious? Benghazi? Guilty on all counts. What are you going to do about it?”

  5. Writer says:

    Tweeted under the sheets Michelle is pissed-now I get to sleep alone!

  6. can of spam says:

    … “Goin’ on vacation again. #LikeABoss”

  7. Gumbeaux says:

    “IRS – don’t know anything
    Benghazi – don’t know anything
    Fast & Furious – don’t know anything
    Alien invasion – don’t know anything
    NSA, terrorist for deserter trades, arming the Muzzie brotherhood, food stamp prezzy, failure to uphold oath of office, Iran, spying on the press, etc, etc – don’t know anything
    Got Bin Laden without my knowledge after being dragged off the golf course – Mastermind!”

    (Okay, I slightly exceeded the 140 characters.)

  8. DamnCat says:

    …”moon nuking starts in 4, 3, 2, 1…”

  9. HokieGomer says:

    All of your base are belong to us!
    Resistance is futile!
    What! Me worry?

  10. FredKey says:

    “…CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!”

  11. Fangbeer says:

    everyone plz send $100 cash to WH in envelope marked V. Jarrett

  12. Fangbeer says:

    dad sux, just cut allowance below 2k per week #poverty

  13. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . uh . . uh . . . uh . . uh

    . . . Let me be clear.

    . . . I hate broccoli and tofu.

  14. walruskkkch says:

    The White House says Obama doesn’t read his own tweets. Which might explain the one that said…

    President Obama isn’t here Mrs. Torrence.

  15. Oppo says:

    “Drink Your Ovalofficetine.”

  16. tedwade73 says:

    Please help control the unwanted pet population by spaying or neutering your dogs.

  17. Karen says:

    … Ate a second dessert right in front of Michelle #gutsymove

    … Help! I’m a in a Chinese work camp, and I’m being forced to write these at gunpoint.

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