Straight Line of the Day: The White House Says Obama Doesn’t Read His Own Tweets. Which Might Explain the One That Said…

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The White House says Obama doesn’t read his own tweets. Which might explain the one that said…

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  1. “IRS – don’t know anything
    Benghazi – don’t know anything
    Fast & Furious – don’t know anything
    Alien invasion – don’t know anything
    NSA, terrorist for deserter trades, arming the Muzzie brotherhood, food stamp prezzy, failure to uphold oath of office, Iran, spying on the press, etc, etc – don’t know anything
    Got Bin Laden without my knowledge after being dragged off the golf course – Mastermind!”

    (Okay, I slightly exceeded the 140 characters.)


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