Straight Line of the Day: The White House Says Obama Doesn’t Read His Own Tweets. Which Might Explain the One That Said…

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The White House says Obama doesn’t read his own tweets. Which might explain the one that said…

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  1. … “IRS? Fast and Furious? Benghazi? Guilty on all counts. What are you going to do about it?”

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  2. “IRS – don’t know anything
    Benghazi – don’t know anything
    Fast & Furious – don’t know anything
    Alien invasion – don’t know anything
    NSA, terrorist for deserter trades, arming the Muzzie brotherhood, food stamp prezzy, failure to uphold oath of office, Iran, spying on the press, etc, etc – don’t know anything
    Got Bin Laden without my knowledge after being dragged off the golf course – Mastermind!”

    (Okay, I slightly exceeded the 140 characters.)

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  3. The White House says Obama doesn’t read his own tweets. Which might explain the one that said…

    President Obama isn’t here Mrs. Torrence.

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  4. … Ate a second dessert right in front of Michelle #gutsymove

    … Help! I’m a in a Chinese work camp, and I’m being forced to write these at gunpoint.

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